Definitions by Sir Pennyfeather

Sexting 

The unauthorized, non-maritime use of sextants in our schools.

"My friend Katy said we were going to drive up to Mile Rise, because some older boys wanted to determine its exact position relative to the moon. I didn't want to tell my mom what we were doing, because she doesn't approve of sexting, so I told her I was staying over at Katy's house."

Sexting by Sir Pennyfeather April 7, 2010

Crapton 

How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.

"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."

Crapton by Sir Pennyfeather February 16, 2010