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Definitions by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay

A double shot made with Bicardi 151 and Wild Turkey (100 proof)
If you think the 252 smells bad, wait till you taste it.

janitor drum 

A concoction of booze, opiates, sedatives, or whatever. A more makeshift version of syrup
Can't afford that top shelf shit tonight, no siree. Gonna have to dance with janitor drum tonight.

chunk-o-flung 

A chunk of miscellaneous food product that is expelled when uncontrollably laughing. Most noticable when shot upon a car window or a friend's glasses. Most Disturbing...
"Chill out man! You're shooting chunk-o-flung on me!"

hooker mouth 

A mouth that spews nonsense or stupidity. Usually owned by some dumb trick who works in your office that gets done out by losers, and they think that gives them the right to talk about it.
"If I have to listen to that hooker mouth talk on the phone all day to her friends about getting banged out, I'll snap."

cram basket 

Most likely the greatest term for vagina today. Not since the word box has the vagina seemed so much like just an object.
I'd make use of that cram basket.