Definitions by Sir Brad

Amurican 

(n) An American nationalist who believes so firmly in America that when one has stated an aspect of another culture is superior to America's equivalent, they have committed the ultimate sin. Amurican's hold a similar belief about those who have admire an aspect of a nation that, at one time or another, has defied us, this includes: Russia, Germany, Dems Japos in China, Great Britain, France, Aladdin, and the Mexicanese. Amuricans can be recognized by a trucker hat, sleaveless teeshirt, raging hard-ons when in the presence of nice cars, and still finding the phrase Git-r-done Hi-frickin'-larious.

Amurican 1 - I saw my boy, Larry, playin' ninja with his friends, I told him that he shouldn't act like that because those Chinas bombed our Pearl Harbor.

Amurican 2 - I shot my wife when she said she liked rice better than corn...

Amurican by Sir Brad June 27, 2008

pessimate 

1. The act of totally destroying hope.
2. To state depressing facts that make a person or group want to die.
3. The act of creating emos through despressing speeches.

Jim - How was health class?
Tom - We learned about the risks involved with any food we eat...I think I'm just going to finish what everything I do has started and kill myself.
Jim - Dude, you just got pessimated...

pessimate by Sir Brad January 30, 2008