Definitions by Siouxsie Supertramp
my man not man
My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.
Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?
Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -
Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!
Her: What?
Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -
Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!
my man not man by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021
Fuck You Break
When you need a break for any reason, but it not scheduled, but you need to take break, because, well, fuck you! take a fuck you break.
(In the middle of a no-joke hike
Me: Why are you stopping?
Her: I'm take a fuck you break, it that alright with you?
Me: Why are you stopping?
Her: I'm take a fuck you break, it that alright with you?
Fuck You Break by Siouxsie Supertramp February 16, 2021
$3,000 o'clock
(At the casino)
Her: What time is it? There is not one goddamn clock in this place!
Him: (Looking at ATM receipts and his wallet) "I'd say it about $3,000 o'clock!"
Her: What the damn hell! Let's get out of here.
Her: What time is it? There is not one goddamn clock in this place!
Him: (Looking at ATM receipts and his wallet) "I'd say it about $3,000 o'clock!"
Her: What the damn hell! Let's get out of here.
$3,000 o'clock by Siouxsie Supertramp February 13, 2021
no-joke hikes
No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.
Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
no-joke hikes by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021
Wordworkers
The authors of found here submit new slang and phrases that are funny, salacious, and very rarely cerebral to add to the Urban Dictionary; the authors are a new generation of wordworkers that create a imaginative retelling of words for a dictionary that is coarsely rambunctious to say the least.
Me: I'm not sure that my current friends with benefits, is actually friends with benefits.
Him: why do you say that?
Me: Well there is no friends part, it's just really hot sex. He is really good at anal.
Him: Oh you guys are just sportfucking.
Me: (Laughing) OMG where did you get that from?
Him: From the wordworkers on Urban Dictionary.
Me: that slang is really funny and indecent!
Him: I think that the point.
Him: why do you say that?
Me: Well there is no friends part, it's just really hot sex. He is really good at anal.
Him: Oh you guys are just sportfucking.
Me: (Laughing) OMG where did you get that from?
Him: From the wordworkers on Urban Dictionary.
Me: that slang is really funny and indecent!
Him: I think that the point.
Wordworkers by Siouxsie Supertramp December 17, 2020
tedious chaos
Tedious chaos is a paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Me: This pandemic really sucks. Will it ever end?
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.
tedious chaos by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020
tedious chaos
Tedious chaos is a paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Me: This pandemic really sucks. Will it ever end?
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.
tedious chaos by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020