Bosnian Mountain Time

Bosnian Mountain Time is the time that you leave the party and/or bar after intending to "just have one drink and leave."

Me: Just so you know, I'm planning on leaving at nine.
Jen: Ok me too
Me: Oh shit it's after nine.
Jen: Let's leave at nine o'clock Central Time
(time goes by drinks flow)
Me and Jen: We are leaving at nine o'clock Pacific Time (shots glasses clinking)
(time goes by and drinks flow - bar is closing)
Jen: What time zone are we leaving at?
Me: Fuck we're on Bosnian Mountain Time now (said so slurry sub-titles are needed)

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 15, 2020

Decade Barrier

A decade barrier is when you are so broke that you can't afford a car that was made in the same decade.

Me: I just bought a 2017 Chevy Cruze. I haven't bought a car since 2006!
Them: That's great - you broke the decade barrier.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 05, 2020

Precautionary Pee

A precautionary pee is when you go to the bathroom to avoid a possible stop that is less convenient later down the road.

Him: Hey - we're about to pass a rest stop. Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

cruise director

When you're a working mom and you have to be sure that every kid gets to practice, gets their homework done, and goes to play dates with friends. Managing all of it makes you feel like an overworked cruise director.

I'm so exhausted all the time, but for other people. I feel like a cruise director getting everyone to where they need to be.

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 02, 2023

Franchise Barf

In many suburbs across the USA, there is not a single ma and pa restaurant or book store. Instead, there is voluminous amount of franchises to the point that the area looks like franchise barf.

I can't even believe this town. We have four chicken places, Popeye, KFC, Mr. Chicken, and Chick-fil-A, same thing with the all the burger places, but not one unique , quaint, or trendy place to eat. The middle of town just looks like franchise barf!

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 03, 2020

$3,000 o'clock

$3,000 o'clock is both the time and money lost while losing time and money at a casino.

(At the casino)
Her: What time is it? There is not one goddamn clock in this place!
Him: (Looking at ATM receipts and his wallet) "I'd say it about $3,000 o'clock!"
Her: What the damn hell! Let's get out of here.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 13, 2021

Taste the blackout

When I drink is so good, you know you're going to drink until you blackout.

Him: How's your Long Island Iced Tea?
Me: I can taste taste the blackout.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 05, 2020