Definitions by Simon Trosper

Pencil - Case 

The current trend in moblie phones has led to people (notably girls) sending irrelevant and useless text messages to each other. Girlfriends often pencil - case their boyfriends when a phone call would do to retain that secretive "pass a note in the classroom" element to the relationship.

AS VERB: Where's James gone? To pencil - case his girlfriend.

AS ADJECTIVE: She's a bit pencil - case

Pencil - Case by Simon Trosper January 24, 2005

nanny wank 

This is a new and popular style of music and dress, it's origins are unclear but it either emerged in Eastern America or Southern England where it is rife. Bands that fall into this include, the Strokes, The Delays, Keane, etc. It requires forward facing greasy hair, bad tailoring, knotted scarves and insecurity.

"CHRIST! TURN OFF THAT BEDWETTING LOAD OF NANNYWANK BEFORE THE DOG KILLS ITSELF" - my father 2005

nanny wank by Simon Trosper January 20, 2005

bat master 

A term that has it's origins firmly rooted in the English public school system - it refers to one who constantly pleasures himself sexually, often with the aid of others or implements. derived from the term "masterbate"

"When playing soggy biscuit, beware of johnson as he is the Bat Master.."

bat master by Simon Trosper December 23, 2004

scooby doos 

quite simply - pubic hair

eh ease up those hipsters darling I see that your Scooby doos are poking out the top

scooby doos by Simon Trosper December 23, 2004