5 definitions by Simon Belmont
the essence of perfection achieved by those named Paul. The lower the letter in the alphabet, the less happiness and perfection.
by Simon Belmont August 31, 2003
1. Dracula You Cock-Sleeve!
2. "My great great grandson Richter Belmont is a motherfucking Cock-Sleeve!" --- Simon Belmont
2. "My great great grandson Richter Belmont is a motherfucking Cock-Sleeve!" --- Simon Belmont
by Simon Belmont March 19, 2019
"Hey, let's get in the car so we can drive to Hemet and hit mary with an ugly stick! Oh wait, someone already did. Damn."
by Simon Belmont January 21, 2003