Definitions by Simon Belmont

Cock-Sleeve 

People who worked for and/or is Dracula, in some instances is a Vampire

1. Dracula You Cock-Sleeve!

2. "My great great grandson Richter Belmont is a motherfucking Cock-Sleeve!" --- Simon Belmont

Cock-Sleeve by Simon Belmont March 18, 2019

zpaul 

the essence of perfection achieved by those named Paul. The lower the letter in the alphabet, the less happiness and perfection.

fpaul, mpaul, tpaul, zpaul
Be happy be wise

zpaul by Simon Belmont August 30, 2003

thronedom 

to live while sitting in a chair.

School for example

thronedom by Simon Belmont August 30, 2003

New Net Celebrity 

Cody Morrison

"hay"

New Net Celebrity by Simon Belmont January 20, 2003

Hemet 

City in California. Home of half of Mary from Hemet.

"Hey, let's get in the car so we can drive to Hemet and hit mary with an ugly stick! Oh wait, someone already did. Damn."

Hemet by Simon Belmont January 20, 2003