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Definitions by Silky mane

His and Hoes Mustaches 

When a guys has a full, thick stache and his lady has a full, thick bush shaved to match his.
Ziggy had the the thickest mustache I’ve ever seen until his lady pulled down her pants. They totally have his and hoes mustaches.

Kentucky Kyle

When you’re fucking a guy from behind and you drizzle bourbon on his dick to lube up the asshole.
Ziggy said pass the bourbon and pull down your pants, I’m about to give you a Kentucky Kyle!
Kentucky Kyle by Silky mane October 5, 2020

Jizz Mullet

Referring to a type of manscaping in which the balls are tightly trimmed but the butthole hair is long. Business on the balls and party on the butt.
When I went back to Ziggy’s house for some booty he bent over and showed me his jizz mullet.
Jizz Mullet by Silky mane July 2, 2020

ambidicktrous 

Ability to use the right and left hands equally well during masturbation.
Steve was in a bad accident, broke his right arm in 2 places. Good thing he's ambidicktrous because I wouldn't want to be around him if he couldn't jerk off for 3 months!
ambidicktrous by Silky mane April 9, 2019

Hazy Fuentes 

When you're banging a girl doggy style with a finger in her ass, then pull out. As she turns around, blow the load in her eyes, then draw a mustache with the butthole finger.
The girl started speaking Spanish during sex so I gave her a Hazy Fuentes.
Hazy Fuentes by Silky mane August 31, 2017
When someone slips LSD into your drink and doesn't tell you.
Yo, last night was so messed up. I woke up with a donkey in my living and k-y on my night stand . . . Pretty sure I got Benzied last night
Benzied by Silky mane May 15, 2016
When you are so overcome with the feeling of being as awesome as Ziggy that you can't control yourself!
Damn Felicia, that bitch twerking so hard she must have Ziggitis!
Ziggitis by Silky mane May 15, 2016