Muppet

A a self-proclaimed car enthusiast that is too scared to tune their own car.
"Look at that guy: He's got a car and he won't tune it. What a fucking muppet."
"See that muppet behind the wheel? Everyone knows his car is stock."
by Silicon Quick2 August 06, 2020
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Carolina Diaper

An otherwise normal diaper, after an infant takes a really fucking nasty yellow shit, resembling that really nasty yellow Carolina BBQ sauce.
Dude. I'm never having kids. I can't stand the Carolina Diaper.
by Silicon Quick2 June 15, 2018
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