6 definitions by SidedVirus Verbage
When you're about to nutt but then your dick shrinks down to the Donald-Trump-sized nub of a cock that it originally was and it's so wobbly that you can't enjoy it and your partner becomes very pissy with you.
Garry: "Oh for fuck's sake! I've got that penis wobble again!"
Marry: "Goddammit! It was just getting good! Quick! Go get the Viagra!"
Marry: "Goddammit! It was just getting good! Quick! Go get the Viagra!"
by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018
A sexual partner who, while having sex, may think it's kinky to pull out a blade and scrape the other partner's (or their own) rock-hard boner until it bleeds.
Greg: "Owe! That was my fucking cock you dick scraper! What the fuck?"
Bitch: "Sorry! I can't help it! It's my fettish!"
Greg: "Well I came here for the nutt, not the cut!"
Bitch: "Sorry! I can't help it! It's my fettish!"
Greg: "Well I came here for the nutt, not the cut!"
by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018
The mobile web browser every perverted masturbator gets on their phone because if their mom walks in on them nutting all over their hands they can just delete their data and look innocent. This app is also very common among horny teenagers and lonely spouses.
Jill: "Are you looking at pornos again?"
Jack: *Closes app quickly* "Nope! You can even check my history!"
Jill: "For fucks sake Jack! Is that FireFox Focus? That shit aint got history you cunt!"
Jack: *Closes app quickly* "Nope! You can even check my history!"
Jill: "For fucks sake Jack! Is that FireFox Focus? That shit aint got history you cunt!"
by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018
A slang term used to define a person who gets off to loli hentai. They are also a super famous YouTuber who likes nightcore and anime and games and books. They are often found sitting around the tv watching anime on one monitor with hardcore hentai compilations pumping out the other. They often blast moaning noises on their headphones that they cut from their favorite loli lesbian hentais.
Asswipe 1: Yo bro! You seen dat Cooltjo?
Asswipe 2: Yeet! He been slaying anime waifus on my christian Minecraft server!
Asswipe 2: Yeet! He been slaying anime waifus on my christian Minecraft server!
by SidedVirus Verbage July 22, 2018
One who cuts female genitals in half. Generally done before, during, or after intercourse as a form of birth control. It is also done in order to relieve whoremoans when the bitch gets too horny.
by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018
A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.
Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018