Sickomonster's definitions

Slugging

Involves coating the skin in some kind of emollient or occlusive (like Aquaphor or Vaseline) as a way of trapping moisture, like a slug or snail, for that beautiful, dewy, slimy look.

If your skin is dry after washing, you might add your hyaluronic acid after a rose water spritz, followed by your night creme, and finish with Vaseline as your 'slug' to trap the moisture.

That’s not what you think it is on my pillow. I tried slugging last night and left a crazy slime trail

by Sickomonster June 30, 2023

Sharksploitation

Sharksploitation is a subgenre of exploitation film that involves sharks or shark attacks. The genre emerged in the wake of the 1975 film Jaws and its sequels.

Other examples of sharksploitation films include the Sharknado film series (2013-2018), Deep Blue Sea (1999), Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus (2009), and Dinoshark (2010). A documentary about the subgenre, titled Sharksploitation, was released in 2023.

Peter Benchley, the author of Jaws (the book that served as the source material for the 1975 blockbuster hit of the same name), regrets how his work inspired sharksploitation in the media and led the public to see sharks as vengeful creatures. Benchley became a full-time marine activist and speaker, advocating for shark conservation for the rest of his life.

by Sickomonster July 27, 2023

Side

A person who doesn’t enjoy anal penetration (giving or receiving), but will engage in other forms of same sex activity (fellatio, frottage, mutual masturbation, etc).

Willow: So, are you a top or a bottom?

Kerri: Actually, I’m just a side.

by Sickomonster December 8, 2022

dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

by Sickomonster December 30, 2020

Ecogoth

An earth maiden who believes that death is LIFE. She loves shit talking about you with her plant and animal friends. It looks like she dresses in all black but it’s just dirt and soil

If you date an ecogoth expect to only be a sidedick...her #1 beau is Planet Earth

by Sickomonster December 23, 2020

homebaddie

A person who prefers to stay home rather than going out, but still puts effort into their physical appearance to hang out around the house whether alone or with others, whether that be with hair, makeup, or clothes. Typically wearing a Juicy Couture track suit and Ugg platform fuzzy slippers. A play on the term “homebody.”

She’s not your average IG baddie who wants to go out to the club - she’d rather stay at home and be a homebaddie with me.

by Sickomonster October 10, 2024

except for Jeff

When a straight guy is sexually attracted to and/or banged another guy. But only ONE guy

Can't say no to Jeff

for all intents and purposes he is straight except for Jeff.

by Sickomonster June 12, 2024