Definitions by Sickomonster

nature crouch

When you crouch in the wild to take a picture with your phone of a beautiful specimen. Or maybe there’s no phone in sight, and you’re coming in for a closer look.

Compare it to its evil twin: the computer crouch, otherwise known as ‘desk posture.’

I’m nature crouching. Cant you see this sexy flower? Damn. Don’t disturb me

nature crouch by Sickomonster January 6, 2021

nussy 

A new hole, a new frontier.

Nasal swabs fit easily. Can’t fit the obvious in there ... unless? 🤔

Bored of bussy? Try some nussy

nussy by Sickomonster January 4, 2021

stimmy 

1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government

Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk

stimmy by Sickomonster January 1, 2021

just being alive 

horny

Oh you’re just being alive? I’m horny too

just being alive by Sickomonster January 1, 2021

dirt cum

The earth’s cum

“Omg i coomed”

TFW Gaia dirt cum

dirt cum by Sickomonster January 1, 2021

dirtpilled 

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

dirtpilled by Sickomonster December 30, 2020

Laika

An extremely photogenic stray mongrel from the streets of Moscow and the first animal to orbit the earth. A badass pup. Accomplished more in life than you.

Laika was the first cosmonaut. Outer space is haunted by her barks. We must remember her as a hero.

Laika by Sickomonster December 30, 2020