Sickomonster's definitions
(Person with the brain to not climb a bunch of milk crates for clout): Did it hurt when you fell?
(Cratefallen person): Huh?
When you fell from those crates?
(Cratefallen person): Huh?
When you fell from those crates?
by Sickomonster August 25, 2021
Get the Cratefallenmug. A play on the word “blockbuster,” appropriated for grand, crowd pleasing films released for streaming services enjoyed from the comfort of your couch instead of a theater.
I could see the new Netflix money pit in the theater for its limited theatrical run but I’m lazy and it will probably suck so I’ll just watch that couchbuster at home.
by Sickomonster January 3, 2023
Get the couchbustermug. It’s really simple. Pro-life = anti-woman.
Popularized by the legendary standup comedian George Carlin in his 1996 HBO special ‘Back in Town’.
Popularized by the legendary standup comedian George Carlin in his 1996 HBO special ‘Back in Town’.
Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.
Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach “military age”. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life… pro-life… These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it. They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women. They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.
Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach “military age”. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life… pro-life… These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it. They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women. They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.
by Sickomonster June 26, 2022
Get the anti-womanmug. When you encounter something very cute and “aww worthy,” to the point of it destabilizing you and pulverizing a few brain cells.
From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary.
Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked
From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary.
Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked
I was overcome by shock and aww: how could I resist a compilation video of shelter puppies’ reactions of getting forehead kisses 🥺
by Sickomonster December 4, 2024
Get the shock and awwmug. A phrase that sums up the uroboros of fuckery everyone endures as a human being on this planet.
Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.
Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.
S: Remember how I told you last week that Dean wouldn’t stop talking about the “perfectly shaped hole” in the oak in the backyard? Well today I walked in on him...fucking the tree!
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.
by Sickomonster December 28, 2020
Get the it all circles back to whackmug. 
The canadiano, also known as caffè canadiano or Canadian, is a coffee drink prepared by diluting an espresso shot with hot water at a 1:3 to 1:4 ratio.
by Sickomonster March 10, 2025
Get the Canadianomug.