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Cratefallen

When you get a big boo boo from falling off a staircase of crates
(Person with the brain to not climb a bunch of milk crates for clout): Did it hurt when you fell?
(Cratefallen person): Huh?
When you fell from those crates?
by Sickomonster August 25, 2021
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Laika

An extremely photogenic stray mongrel from the streets of Moscow and the first animal to orbit the earth. A badass pup. Accomplished more in life than you.
Laika was the first cosmonaut. Outer space is haunted by her barks. We must remember her as a hero.
by Sickomonster December 30, 2020
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DAO

Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
by Sickomonster June 13, 2021
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The Great Resignation

The Great Resignation is a phenomenon that describes record numbers of people leaving their jobs during the COVID-19 pandemic in 2021, often with no prospects lined up.

Associated with the trend is the anti-work movement (created in 2013) and the associated subreddit r/antiwork. Both experienced a boom in members and activity with the increase of job resignations over the course of the pandemic.
Sunday scaries again… My job pays shit and almost all my coworkers have COVID. Despite all these bills to pay, I have serious resignation ideation. I’m not alone though; everyone around me is quitting their jobs en masse due to The Great Resignation.

Fuck it! Tomorrow I’ll finally write "I Quit" on my nut sack in magic marker and show em to my boss. Give him the ole’ testicular resignation.
by Sickomonster January 8, 2022
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Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by Sickomonster July 14, 2021
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Hans

Hans is a good guy who loooves his gadgets and toys. He has the best TV. A VR head set. An arcade racing chair but at home. Nice camera. Nice haircut. 2 cool cats. Hot wife. He takes great pride in what he has built for himself
Hans is so cool you almost forget he’s from Florida
by Sickomonster October 7, 2023
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nussy

A new hole, a new frontier.

Nasal swabs fit easily. Can’t fit the obvious in there ... unless? 🤔
Bored of bussy? Try some nussy
by Sickomonster January 4, 2021
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