Shwiftymcshwift's definitions

Shwifty

A shifty former Audi car salesman that is swift with the ladies. From Paterson lakes.

Shwifty mcshwift doesn’t know what “turn over the page” means

by Shwiftymcshwift December 18, 2019

Westy

A mother of 2 from the no worries suburbs of Melbourne. She’s in for a good time, especially when it includes beating up people with her mad skills and shoplifting.

Fucking calm down westy

by Shwiftymcshwift December 18, 2019