Definitions by Shwiftymcshwift

Shwifty 

A shifty former Audi car salesman that is swift with the ladies. From Paterson lakes.

Shwifty mcshwift doesn’t know what “turn over the page” means

Shwifty by Shwiftymcshwift December 18, 2019

Westy 

A mother of 2 from the no worries suburbs of Melbourne. She’s in for a good time, especially when it includes beating up people with her mad skills and shoplifting.

Fucking calm down westy

Westy by Shwiftymcshwift December 18, 2019