Fire the revulva

Female masturbation.

Coming out tonight?

Nah, gonna smoke some bud, watch some hub and fire the revulva.

by Shuaman March 23, 2019

gentrifence

High-end wooden fencing (often horizontal) used to make houses in the ghetto look upmarket.

Who're the new neighbors?

Yuppies. You can tell from the gentrifence.

by Shuaman May 19, 2018

Yanked, spanked and banked

To get benched, dumped or fired.

You're not working there no more?

Nope, got yanked, spanked and banked, dude.

Sucks.

Tell me about it.

by Shuaman July 01, 2019

Stick piece

A bimbo or floozy.

Who's the stick piece?

Dunno, won her in a card game.

by Shuaman March 16, 2021

deuce nozzle

Asshole, butt, shitter, posterior

That guy's one of them, takes it in the deuce nozzle.

by Shuaman January 17, 2016

counting kleenex

Trying to get to sleep by repeatedly jerking off.

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.

by Shuaman April 22, 2016

J. Edgar

A cocaine addict. British. As in J. Edgar Hoover, which in the U.K. is synonymous with vacuum cleaner, a popular brand. Thus a person who hoovers up cocaine.

I like David but he's a bit of a J. Edgar.

That's cool, so am I!

by Shuaman June 18, 2019