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Definitions by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808

a black muslim, as in boko haram the terrorist group.
Malcom X was the OG HNIC Boko.

crime no can pay 

crime doesn't pay. Batman's signature line in Pidgin English.
If Batman were one Kanaka dude, he'd say "crime no can pay, so no ack' Joker!". Joker would say "I wen get yo' ass next time, Batman, bumbai!"

Obamas' in the Oval Office 

referring to turds in the toilet
yo nigga! who the fuck left Obamas' in the Oval Office? remember next time to flush!

Nisei Please 

George Takei may be a sansei (third-generation Japanese-American), but's a great-response to the Trump hate-speech, besides his iconic one-liner "Oh My."
Oh My! Nisei Please, Mr. Trump!

two in the cooter one in the tooter 

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.
i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter
game by Japanese and Korean Children and BDSM Enthusiasts Which Involves Making a Gun Motion into the vagina or pussy.
I was pranking my rival's girlfriend with a cunt-cho

bail brat 

a poor kid or working class kid, who steals to live instead of acting spoiled, usually shoplifts, but gets caught by the police (typically street crimes unit), in which a single mother, grandparents, or aunt or uncle with use their savings to bail them out for stupid shoplifting cases.
KyShawn is such a bail brat because he and his sister Latifa are always getting bailed out by their grandparents who shoplifting at Target or Kohl's.