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hood patrol

watch out, black people. the hood patrol is in town!
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SCROTUS

so called ruler of the united states of america. congress is typically called "SCROTUS", because they're power-hungry nut sacks, who will do anything greedy to fulfill their selfish-gain.
congress is the hugest example of SCROTUS
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Spartan-Banker

A Finance-Broker or Just an Average-Joe Who Embezzles People For Money To Get What They Want/Deserve For Personal Gain or For Pleasure. Most Spartan-Bankers Are Usually Greedy Male Jewish-Lawyers, Latino or Asian Single-Moms, Black or Hispanic-College/University Studies Typically Military-Veterans (Who Were Probably Assigned To The Finance-Corps as Acquisition Managers or NCOs) Who Need The Money To Survive on Besides Their Montgomery GI Bill, and High-School or College Students Who Can't Get What They Want Because Their Parents Say "No" So They Steal People's Money off the internet, typically credit cards.
Bernie Madoff Was Defiantly a Spartan-Banker.
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code brown

mass hysteria of hispanics and latinos immigrating; infesting our nation. used by racist cops
Los Angeles is a city with a Level Delta Code Brown, thanks to the fact California is near the border
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crime no can pay

crime doesn't pay. Batman's signature line in Pidgin English.
If Batman were one Kanaka dude, he'd say "crime no can pay, so no ack' Joker!". Joker would say "I wen get yo' ass next time, Batman, bumbai!"
mugGet the crime no can paymug.

ride with

to have a relationship with (often romantic)
the little black girl who committed suicide received taunts such as "You only think you're white because you ride with that white boy"
mugGet the ride withmug.

roach

roaches feed off of welfare, have 20 kids, are from Chuuk or the Marshall Islands, rape (white) women, shoot people when angered, smokes crack, has gold teeth, are small people who can pack a punch, drive drunk, are abusive (men), are whores (women), and do NOT ever belong in Hawaii
mugGet the roachmug.

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