4 definitions by Shombray5000
A telecommunications device produced by Apple corporation and sold to tens of millions of people worldwide giving a physical platform to control the individual for the propagation of a new world order.
Person 1: Did you know the iPhone is a telecommunications device produced by Apple corporation and sold to tens of millions of people worldwide giving a physical platform to control the individual for the propagation of a new world order? More like, IlluminatiPhone.
Person 2: You're a fucking moron. Lay off the weed.
Person 2: You're a fucking moron. Lay off the weed.
by Shombray5000 September 20, 2014
When overtaking two or more vehicles with the final vehicle overtaken done so unnecessarily and against the better judgement of the driver, usually due to pent up adrenaline fueled resentment of having been held up by a f#cking caravan for 15 minutes.
John was about to lose his freaking mind having been stuck behind a 18-foot caravan for over 15 minutes when an overtaking lane appeared.
With a handful of profanities, John passes the caravan only to notice a second vehicle approximately 20 metres away.
In an adrenaline fuled stupor and against his better judgement John accelerates, passing the second vehicle with 75 metres of the overtaking lane remaining, pulling in front of the other vehicle with less than a comfortable amount of space between the two.
John looks in his revision mirror to see three metres from the rear bumper of his 2004 Mazda 3 is a 2018 Porche 911 GT3 cruising at 100km/h in second gear. A vehicle, unlike his own, that would have no issues, and whos driver was undoubtedly looking foward to, ascending the upcoming 28km of narrow, single lane, winding, mountain road.
John feels the embarrassed red glow and gut-turning shame of overestimataking.
With a handful of profanities, John passes the caravan only to notice a second vehicle approximately 20 metres away.
In an adrenaline fuled stupor and against his better judgement John accelerates, passing the second vehicle with 75 metres of the overtaking lane remaining, pulling in front of the other vehicle with less than a comfortable amount of space between the two.
John looks in his revision mirror to see three metres from the rear bumper of his 2004 Mazda 3 is a 2018 Porche 911 GT3 cruising at 100km/h in second gear. A vehicle, unlike his own, that would have no issues, and whos driver was undoubtedly looking foward to, ascending the upcoming 28km of narrow, single lane, winding, mountain road.
John feels the embarrassed red glow and gut-turning shame of overestimataking.
by Shombray5000 August 16, 2018
When driving a car: A distance whereby the driver can pick his/her nose without being seen by the driver of the car in front via rear view or side mirrors.
Sally was driving behind another car when she felt the need for a nasal spring clean so she broke as to increase the picktance between herself and the car in front.
by Shombray5000 September 29, 2014
Whereby one cannot finish one's meal and the amount left on the plate is comparable to the turd within the individual.
Sarah was out to brunch with her girlfriends but was yet to have a bowel motion for the day consequently she left a turdsworth of French toast on the plate.
Graham: "Frank, do you need to shit?"
Frank: "How did you know?"
Graham: "You've left a turdsworth of your carbonara."
Frank: "I love you".
Graham: "What?"
Frank: "Nothing".
Graham: "Frank, do you need to shit?"
Frank: "How did you know?"
Graham: "You've left a turdsworth of your carbonara."
Frank: "I love you".
Graham: "What?"
Frank: "Nothing".
by Shombray5000 January 19, 2015