Shoeless Joe's definitions

Woody

1. n An erect penis.
2. v To blow it on a girls face instantly.

Man we had no fun when she touched my woody, I immediatly pulled a woody.

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

rammstein

German INDUSTRIAL (not heavy metal danmit) band who rocks complete ass. named after an air show disaster, and their first song was by the same name

hier kommt die sonne

by shoeless joe April 29, 2004

Gangsta

1 someone from a gang
2 theyll fuck you up fast
3 slang for weed

1 what up gangsta
2 "gangstas suck. leet." blam blam "fuck"
3 no nerd no this site would know that shit tho

by shoeless joe June 9, 2003

foot fuck

to stick a girls foot on your cock and rub it until orgasim

"i want you to cum on my feet"

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

blunt

Marajuana rolled with cigar paper.

If you say "man that blunt was effective" i know youve never smoked weed you fucking nerd outcast so shut you poser face

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

magic mushroom

they make you TRIP not get HIGH you fucking idiot

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

tequila

look for "made in mexico" and somethin like 80 proof

one tequila two tequila three tequila floor
four teqla five six more

by shoeless joe July 15, 2003