Shitty McFartle's definitions

firefox

Title of a classic Clint Eastwood film made in 1982 in which Eastwood's character is sent into the Soviet Union on a mission to steal a prototype jet fighter that can be controlled telepathically.

Did you see Clint Eastwood in Firefox? It was his best work since "Any Which Way but Loose"...

by Shitty McFartle March 3, 2005

rocketmom

A rocketmom is a woman who, in spite of having given birth, has maintained a rocket body. Basically a MILF with a dynamite body.

Dude #1: "Look at Wendy over there - she has such a dynamite little body on her!"
Dude #2: "Can you believe she has three kids?"
Dude #1: "Are you SERIOUS!?! She's a fucking rocketmom!!!"

by Shitty McFartle September 12, 2005