Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear's definitions
The act of paying others money to edit Wikipedia entries in order to cast the employer's company, product or point of view in a better light. Coined by Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report.
When money determines Wikipedia entries, reality becomes a commodity.
When money determines Wikipedia entries, reality becomes a commodity.
"IBM could throw some of their money at perception and make their product 'objectively better', then Microsoft can just fire their cash cannons back and we're off to the races. This is the essence of wikilobbying." - Stephen Colbert
by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear February 4, 2007

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

The Gary-Stu protagonist of Stephen Colbert's (fictional) self-published sci-fi novel, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure".
The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

Former United States Supported Dictators, Internationally Reviled for Acts of Genocide. As coined by Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report.
With the execution of Saddam, we are fast running out of FUSSDIRAGs to condemn for all the problems of the modern world.
by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

High school drop-out, classical music lover, collector of antique clocks, wearer of Zegna suits and twenty-fourth Prime Minister of Australia between 1991 and 1996. He came to prominence as the reformist Treasurer in the Hawke government, and is remembered for both his many legislative achievements as Prime Minister, and his colourful insults.
As Prime Minister, Paul Keating was famous for his use of colourful invective, at one time memorably describing his successor, John Howard as "the little desiccated coconut."
by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear March 10, 2008

Reality has become a commodity.
by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear February 5, 2007

A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.
Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".
Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".
by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007
