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splatter

Causing something to violently splash against a surface.
My diarrhea caused my shit to splatter all along my leg.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
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urban up

To seek out the definition of a pop-culture, urban, obscure, or other word on urbandictionary.com.

Also can be used as an inference to the website urbandictionary.com if one is unaware to its existence.

1. Often used as a singular verb, as "urbanup"
2. Often interjects "it" as "urban it up".
1. You don't know what that word means? You should urbanup, son.
2. If you don't know what a word means nowadays, you ought to urban it up.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 12, 2004
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FUWUTI

Forum Use While Under the Influence.
When one posts embarassing and/or revealing stories about himself/herself while under the influence of a drug of some type.
Well, that's the last time I drink a case of beer and post stories about myself. Late night FUWUTI only leads to unhappiness.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 23, 2003
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cockfight

Primarily a Mexican gambling system pitting one male chicken, cock, against another male cock. Typically used with razor beaks, metal claws, and other paraphenalia to kill the other cock faster.
The cockfight has been going on for hours. The challenger cock looks pretty limp after that last blow.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
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s/u

phrase. "Shut Up." Commonly used during instant messaging as a shorthand varient to request someone's silence.
IM person 1: Dude, your girlfriend's ass it HOT
IM person 2: You need to s/u man, she's right here
by Shifty Eyed Goat September 11, 2006
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magician

(n.) Someone who practices in the art of illusion and magic to entertain others.

Often believed to also hold special abilities and manipulations through incantations, spells, etc.
Kid 1: My mom hired a magician for my birthday!
Kid 2: Ooh, that should be fun.
by Shifty Eyed Goat July 25, 2004
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Virgin Surgeon

1. One who specializes in the seduction of "innocent" or "pure" girls who happen to be virgins or close to virgin status.

2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.
1. Damn, I has sex with another hot virgin last night and popped her cherry. You may bow down and call me the 'Virgin Surgeon'.

2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 14, 2004
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