pimp shit

The skills of a man to obtain many lady friends for the sole purpose of copulation.

Aww yeea... check my pimp shit, I slept with four different girls last night.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003

poozle

(n.) vagina.

See also: bearded clam; cooter; cunt; hair pie; muff; pussy; beaver; vagina; hoohoodilly.

I put my stank down on that bitch's poozle.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 23, 2003

IMFO

phrase. In My Fucking Opinion.

A slang derivative of IMO, usually used with anger.

Guy 1: Computer games are for fags.
Guy 2: You need to shut the fuck up, IMFO

by Shifty Eyed Goat July 15, 2004

puppy love

To love someone as per the first sight as one sees a pup after it is just born and falls instantly in love.

Generally regarded as irresponsible and reserved for those inexperienced with relationships.

The two were hopelessly under the spell of puppy love and eloped.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003

three day rule

A rule established by the norms of society about the contact information received by people on the dating scene.

Scenario: A man receives a phone number from a woman in public. If he calls on day one, he will seem desperate. If he calls on day two, he will appear as if his interest is too strong and still desperate. However, if he waits until day three, he appears genuinely interested, and not clingy or needy.

Person 1: I got a girl's number today; should I call her tonight?

Person 2: No, you should give it the three-day rule, man.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 16, 2004

TBFU

acronym. Too Bad For You. Literally "Too Bad For U"

Also seen as TBFY, 2B4U, and TB4U.

Guy 1: I can't believe it, my girl cheated on me when she was drunk!!
Guy 2: hahaha, TBFU!!

by Shifty Eyed Goat April 28, 2006

magician

(n.) Someone who practices in the art of illusion and magic to entertain others.

Often believed to also hold special abilities and manipulations through incantations, spells, etc.

Kid 1: My mom hired a magician for my birthday!
Kid 2: Ooh, that should be fun.

by Shifty Eyed Goat July 25, 2004