Shifty Eyed Goat's definitions

IMFO

phrase. In My Fucking Opinion.

A slang derivative of IMO, usually used with anger.

Guy 1: Computer games are for fags.
Guy 2: You need to shut the fuck up, IMFO

by Shifty Eyed Goat July 15, 2004

poozle

(n.) vagina.

See also: bearded clam; cooter; cunt; hair pie; muff; pussy; beaver; vagina; hoohoodilly.

I put my stank down on that bitch's poozle.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 23, 2003

pimp shit

The skills of a man to obtain many lady friends for the sole purpose of copulation.

Aww yeea... check my pimp shit, I slept with four different girls last night.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003

Christmas Zombie

Jesus.

And every year, we give gifts to appease the ghost of Christmas zombie Jesus.

by Shifty Eyed Goat December 23, 2008

olsen twins

Replaced by Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff in terms of jailbait.

Recently turned 18 (June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal repercussion.

The Olsen Twins are 18 now. The wait is over! Why did we wait again?

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 14, 2004

splatter

Causing something to violently splash against a surface.

My diarrhea caused my shit to splatter all along my leg.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003

urban up

To seek out the definition of a pop-culture, urban, obscure, or other word on urbandictionary.com.

Also can be used as an inference to the website urbandictionary.com if one is unaware to its existence.

1. Often used as a singular verb, as "urbanup"
2. Often interjects "it" as "urban it up".

1. You don't know what that word means? You should urbanup, son.
2. If you don't know what a word means nowadays, you ought to urban it up.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 12, 2004