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(n.) Someone who practices in the art of illusion and magic to entertain others.
Often believed to also hold special abilities and manipulations through incantations, spells, etc.
Often believed to also hold special abilities and manipulations through incantations, spells, etc.
by Shifty Eyed Goat July 25, 2004
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by shifty eyed goat May 7, 2004
Get the shmobin mug.expletive phrase. The adding of -izzle to the end of "omg" to add emphasis to the expletive meaning.
Used especially in conjunction with "fo shizzle" directly ensuing the phrase.
Used especially in conjunction with "fo shizzle" directly ensuing the phrase.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 7, 2004
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Also can be used as an inference to the website urbandictionary.com if one is unaware to its existence.
1. Often used as a singular verb, as "urbanup"
2. Often interjects "it" as "urban it up".
Also can be used as an inference to the website urbandictionary.com if one is unaware to its existence.
1. Often used as a singular verb, as "urbanup"
2. Often interjects "it" as "urban it up".
1. You don't know what that word means? You should urbanup, son.
2. If you don't know what a word means nowadays, you ought to urban it up.
2. If you don't know what a word means nowadays, you ought to urban it up.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 12, 2004
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Recently turned 18 (June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal repercussion.
Recently turned 18 (June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal repercussion.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 14, 2004
Get the olsen twins mug.1. One who specializes in the seduction of "innocent" or "pure" girls who happen to be virgins or close to virgin status.
2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.
2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.
1. Damn, I has sex with another hot virgin last night and popped her cherry. You may bow down and call me the 'Virgin Surgeon'.
2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.
2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 14, 2004
Get the Virgin Surgeon mug.A rule established by the norms of society about the contact information received by people on the dating scene.
Scenario: A man receives a phone number from a woman in public. If he calls on day one, he will seem desperate. If he calls on day two, he will appear as if his interest is too strong and still desperate. However, if he waits until day three, he appears genuinely interested, and not clingy or needy.
Scenario: A man receives a phone number from a woman in public. If he calls on day one, he will seem desperate. If he calls on day two, he will appear as if his interest is too strong and still desperate. However, if he waits until day three, he appears genuinely interested, and not clingy or needy.
Person 1: I got a girl's number today; should I call her tonight?
Person 2: No, you should give it the three-day rule, man.
Person 2: No, you should give it the three-day rule, man.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 16, 2004
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