shmobin

1. A demented acid induced trip where you assume the role of a flying spider monkey who flings his own shit everywhere in an orgasmic, psychodelic vortex of prismatic vibrancy.

2. HAHAHAHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA™
1. I am Shmobin... FLYING MONKEY POWER!!!

2. HAHAHAHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA™
by shifty eyed goat May 08, 2004
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poozle

(n.) vagina.

See also: bearded clam; cooter; cunt; hair pie; muff; pussy; beaver; vagina; hoohoodilly.
I put my stank down on that bitch's poozle.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 24, 2003
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omgizzle

expletive phrase. The adding of -izzle to the end of "omg" to add emphasis to the expletive meaning.

Used especially in conjunction with "fo shizzle" directly ensuing the phrase.
Person A: Do0d, you just got BEAT by the chick!
Person B: omgizzle! I suck ass, yo.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 08, 2004
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olsen twins

Replaced by Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff in terms of jailbait.

Recently turned 18 (June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal repercussion.
The Olsen Twins are 18 now. The wait is over! Why did we wait again?
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 15, 2004
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FUWUTI

Forum Use While Under the Influence.
When one posts embarassing and/or revealing stories about himself/herself while under the influence of a drug of some type.
Well, that's the last time I drink a case of beer and post stories about myself. Late night FUWUTI only leads to unhappiness.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 24, 2003
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pimp shit

The skills of a man to obtain many lady friends for the sole purpose of copulation.
Aww yeea... check my pimp shit, I slept with four different girls last night.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
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three day rule

A rule established by the norms of society about the contact information received by people on the dating scene.

Scenario: A man receives a phone number from a woman in public. If he calls on day one, he will seem desperate. If he calls on day two, he will appear as if his interest is too strong and still desperate. However, if he waits until day three, he appears genuinely interested, and not clingy or needy.
Person 1: I got a girl's number today; should I call her tonight?

Person 2: No, you should give it the three-day rule, man.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 16, 2004
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