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omgizzle

expletive phrase. The adding of -izzle to the end of "omg" to add emphasis to the expletive meaning.

Used especially in conjunction with "fo shizzle" directly ensuing the phrase.
Person A: Do0d, you just got BEAT by the chick!
Person B: omgizzle! I suck ass, yo.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 7, 2004
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urban up

To seek out the definition of a pop-culture, urban, obscure, or other word on urbandictionary.com.

Also can be used as an inference to the website urbandictionary.com if one is unaware to its existence.

1. Often used as a singular verb, as "urbanup"
2. Often interjects "it" as "urban it up".
1. You don't know what that word means? You should urbanup, son.
2. If you don't know what a word means nowadays, you ought to urban it up.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 12, 2004
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olsen twins

Replaced by Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff in terms of jailbait.

Recently turned 18 (June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal repercussion.
The Olsen Twins are 18 now. The wait is over! Why did we wait again?
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 14, 2004
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Virgin Surgeon

1. One who specializes in the seduction of "innocent" or "pure" girls who happen to be virgins or close to virgin status.

2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.
1. Damn, I has sex with another hot virgin last night and popped her cherry. You may bow down and call me the 'Virgin Surgeon'.

2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 14, 2004
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three day rule

A rule established by the norms of society about the contact information received by people on the dating scene.

Scenario: A man receives a phone number from a woman in public. If he calls on day one, he will seem desperate. If he calls on day two, he will appear as if his interest is too strong and still desperate. However, if he waits until day three, he appears genuinely interested, and not clingy or needy.
Person 1: I got a girl's number today; should I call her tonight?

Person 2: No, you should give it the three-day rule, man.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 16, 2004
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pwnt

Origins stem from owned, ownage, ownt. The character 'o' is next to the character 'p' on the keyboard. It was formed when some anonymous original party accidentally hit the 'p' for the word "OWNED".

It has the exact same meaning as the verb to own. The two words and their derivatives can be used interchangeably.

1. When a player is severely beaten by another player or party of players, in a game.
2. An expletive about a situation where something painful, embarassing, or bad happens to someone in real life.

The main dispute with this word is its pronunciation. It is originally believed that the 'p' is an accident and therefore not pronounced. However, several pronunciations have become accepted: p'ownt, pwynt, pinnt, etc.
1. Gamer 1: I just killed your entire group and won the game.
Gamer 2: You pwnt us all...

2. Oh my God, did you see that guy get hit by that car? He was pwnt!
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 16, 2004
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protip

n. to distill important knowledge about a subject and share it with those new to said subject.

often used in internet forums to criticize new members if they break the forum rules.
New member: hey everybody! a/s/l??
Experienced member: protip: this forum is ALL male.
by Shifty Eyed Goat October 12, 2004
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