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blue law

A law restricting activities or sales of goods on Sunday, which stems from the accommodation of Christian Sunday worship. Many states continue the use of blue laws for the sole sake of tradition. Many states in the Southern United States still practice of these blue laws. These are called Blue Law States.

The blue law is usually referenced with respect to the prohibited sale of alcohol. However, it is often associated with the prohibition of any sales whatsoever.
"I hate Georgia; you can't buy any alcohol from 12AM Saturday to 12AM Sunday. How am I supposed to watch sports on Sunday without any beer? Damn blue laws."
by Shifty Eyed Goat November 6, 2005
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omgizzle

expletive phrase. The adding of -izzle to the end of "omg" to add emphasis to the expletive meaning.

Used especially in conjunction with "fo shizzle" directly ensuing the phrase.
Person A: Do0d, you just got BEAT by the chick!
Person B: omgizzle! I suck ass, yo.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 7, 2004
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pwnt

Origins stem from owned, ownage, ownt. The character 'o' is next to the character 'p' on the keyboard. It was formed when some anonymous original party accidentally hit the 'p' for the word "OWNED".

It has the exact same meaning as the verb to own. The two words and their derivatives can be used interchangeably.

1. When a player is severely beaten by another player or party of players, in a game.
2. An expletive about a situation where something painful, embarassing, or bad happens to someone in real life.

The main dispute with this word is its pronunciation. It is originally believed that the 'p' is an accident and therefore not pronounced. However, several pronunciations have become accepted: p'ownt, pwynt, pinnt, etc.
1. Gamer 1: I just killed your entire group and won the game.
Gamer 2: You pwnt us all...

2. Oh my God, did you see that guy get hit by that car? He was pwnt!
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 16, 2004
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flcl

1. Supposedly the Japanese onomatopea for the sound of feeling a woman's breasts.

2. The abbreviation for the American title of the show, Fooly Cooly. It is also known as Furi kuri.

3. A Japanime dealing with the pressures of maturity and coming into adolescence from childhood. It depicts the troubles a child faces from adolescence and normal life, but through the lens of a team of extremely distorted artists and producers. It is six episodes in length.
1. Come over here and let me get fooly cooly with you, bitch.

2. I watched FLCL and cried because it was so incredibly confusing.
by Shifty Eyed Goat August 9, 2003
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IMFO

phrase. In My Fucking Opinion.

A slang derivative of IMO, usually used with anger.
Guy 1: Computer games are for fags.
Guy 2: You need to shut the fuck up, IMFO
by Shifty Eyed Goat July 15, 2004
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magician

(n.) Someone who practices in the art of illusion and magic to entertain others.

Often believed to also hold special abilities and manipulations through incantations, spells, etc.
Kid 1: My mom hired a magician for my birthday!
Kid 2: Ooh, that should be fun.
by Shifty Eyed Goat July 25, 2004
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FUWUTI

Forum Use While Under the Influence.
When one posts embarassing and/or revealing stories about himself/herself while under the influence of a drug of some type.
Well, that's the last time I drink a case of beer and post stories about myself. Late night FUWUTI only leads to unhappiness.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 23, 2003
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