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Virgin Surgeon

1. One who specializes in the seduction of "innocent" or "pure" girls who happen to be virgins or close to virgin status.

2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.
1. Damn, I has sex with another hot virgin last night and popped her cherry. You may bow down and call me the 'Virgin Surgeon'.

2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 14, 2004
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protip

n. to distill important knowledge about a subject and share it with those new to said subject.

often used in internet forums to criticize new members if they break the forum rules.
New member: hey everybody! a/s/l??
Experienced member: protip: this forum is ALL male.
by Shifty Eyed Goat October 12, 2004
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shmobin

1. A demented acid induced trip where you assume the role of a flying spider monkey who flings his own shit everywhere in an orgasmic, psychodelic vortex of prismatic vibrancy.

2. HAHAHAHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA™
1. I am Shmobin... FLYING MONKEY POWER!!!

2. HAHAHAHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA™
by shifty eyed goat May 7, 2004
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magician

(n.) Someone who practices in the art of illusion and magic to entertain others.

Often believed to also hold special abilities and manipulations through incantations, spells, etc.
Kid 1: My mom hired a magician for my birthday!
Kid 2: Ooh, that should be fun.
by Shifty Eyed Goat July 25, 2004
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FUWUTI

Forum Use While Under the Influence.
When one posts embarassing and/or revealing stories about himself/herself while under the influence of a drug of some type.
Well, that's the last time I drink a case of beer and post stories about myself. Late night FUWUTI only leads to unhappiness.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 23, 2003
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flcl

1. Supposedly the Japanese onomatopea for the sound of feeling a woman's breasts.

2. The abbreviation for the American title of the show, Fooly Cooly. It is also known as Furi kuri.

3. A Japanime dealing with the pressures of maturity and coming into adolescence from childhood. It depicts the troubles a child faces from adolescence and normal life, but through the lens of a team of extremely distorted artists and producers. It is six episodes in length.
1. Come over here and let me get fooly cooly with you, bitch.

2. I watched FLCL and cried because it was so incredibly confusing.
by Shifty Eyed Goat August 9, 2003
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IMFO

phrase. In My Fucking Opinion.

A slang derivative of IMO, usually used with anger.
Guy 1: Computer games are for fags.
Guy 2: You need to shut the fuck up, IMFO
by Shifty Eyed Goat July 15, 2004
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