ShiShu 's definitions

Tom Schwartz

An otherwise decent looking man who wears muumuus and does stupid things

“Tom Schwartz would be so attractive if he wasn’t best friends with Porn Stache Sandy”

by ShiShu May 8, 2023

Brandi C

BFF of Megan Hauserman

Brandi C and Megan are BFF goals

by ShiShu May 8, 2023

crazy Kristen

Derogatory term used by ex boyfriends to describe their ex girlfriend to their current girlfriend as a form of gaslighting by narcissists.

“Tom didn’t cheat on me, with Miami Girl. Anything you hear from crazy Kristen you have to take with a grain of salt”

by ShiShu May 9, 2023

Katie Maloney

The unofficial star of Vanderpump Rules.

Don’t disrespect Katie Maloney or her mama Teri. She will light you on fire.

by ShiShu May 17, 2023

Tom Sandoval

An ex mactor who is now a leathery looking frontman of a below average cover band. He was recently caught having an affair with a woman who resembles Bambi but with cotton candy for brains.

“Tom Sandoval can suck a dick” - Kristen Doute

by ShiShu March 11, 2023

Scheana Shay

A Vanderpump Rules star from Azusa, with long acrylic nails and mink lashes who says things like “hashtag it’s all happening!” She can be very annoying and grating but is pretty so therefore gets a pass. Loved by gays for her song “good as gold”.

“Rob hung a TV in under seven minutes. I timed him.” - Scheana Shay
“Help! You can come help me if you want” - Jax
“Someone’s drowning. Rob, go save them!” - Scheana

by ShiShu March 11, 2023

VPR

Vanderpump Rules

“What are you up to, babe?”
“I’m drinking Pinot Grigio at home and binge watching VPR. Tom just cheated on Ariana with a Bambi eyed bitch!”

by ShiShu March 11, 2023