Definitions by ShiShu

Katie Maloney 

The unofficial star of Vanderpump Rules.

Don’t disrespect Katie Maloney or her mama Teri. She will light you on fire.

Katie Maloney by ShiShu May 17, 2023

crazy Kristen

Derogatory term used by ex boyfriends to describe their ex girlfriend to their current girlfriend as a form of gaslighting by narcissists.

“Tom didn’t cheat on me, with Miami Girl. Anything you hear from crazy Kristen you have to take with a grain of salt”

crazy Kristen by ShiShu May 9, 2023

Brandi C 

BFF of Megan Hauserman

Brandi C and Megan are BFF goals

Brandi C by ShiShu May 8, 2023

Tom Schwartz

An otherwise decent looking man who wears muumuus and does stupid things

“Tom Schwartz would be so attractive if he wasn’t best friends with Porn Stache Sandy”

Tom Schwartz by ShiShu May 8, 2023

lala kent 

A white woman from Utah who claims to be the reincarnation of Tupac.

“Are you tryna get popped?” - Lala Kent
“Slow your roll there, Lauren from Utah” - Bravo viewers

lala kent by ShiShu March 13, 2023

Ariana Madix 

Too good for Tom Sandoval.

“Awww shit I just got dumped by Johnny.”
“Forget Johnny. He’s a fuckboy! You’re too good for him. You’re an Ariana Madix and he’s a lowlife piece of shit!”

Ariana Madix by ShiShu March 13, 2023

Kristen Doute

The unsung heroine of Vanderpump Rules, who evolved from a scorned caterpillar into a marvelous mariposa.

“Cacaw! Cacaw!” Kristen Doute shouted from her balcony in Mexico. “I am a beautiful butterfly! SOY UNA MARIPOSA!”

Kristen Doute by ShiShu March 13, 2023