Brandi C

BFF of Megan Hauserman

Brandi C and Megan are BFF goals

by ShiShu May 08, 2023

Katie Maloney

The unofficial star of Vanderpump Rules.

Don’t disrespect Katie Maloney or her mama Teri. She will light you on fire.

by ShiShu May 18, 2023

Tom Schwartz

An otherwise decent looking man who wears muumuus and does stupid things

“Tom Schwartz would be so attractive if he wasn’t best friends with Porn Stache Sandy”

by ShiShu May 08, 2023

Ariana Madix

Too good for Tom Sandoval.

“Awww shit I just got dumped by Johnny.”
“Forget Johnny. He’s a fuckboy! You’re too good for him. You’re an Ariana Madix and he’s a lowlife piece of shit!”

by ShiShu March 14, 2023

VPR

Vanderpump Rules

“What are you up to, babe?”
“I’m drinking Pinot Grigio at home and binge watching VPR. Tom just cheated on Ariana with a Bambi eyed bitch!”

by ShiShu March 11, 2023

lala kent

A white woman from Utah who claims to be the reincarnation of Tupac.

“Are you tryna get popped?” - Lala Kent
“Slow your roll there, Lauren from Utah” - Bravo viewers

by ShiShu March 14, 2023

Tom Sandoval

An ex mactor who is now a leathery looking frontman of a below average cover band. He was recently caught having an affair with a woman who resembles Bambi but with cotton candy for brains.

“Tom Sandoval can suck a dick” - Kristen Doute

by ShiShu March 11, 2023