The unsung heroine of Vanderpump Rules, who evolved from a scorned caterpillar into a marvelous mariposa.
“Cacaw! Cacaw!” Kristen Doute shouted from her balcony in Mexico. “I am a beautiful butterfly! SOY UNA MARIPOSA!”
by ShiShu March 13, 2023
A Vanderpump Rules star from Azusa, with long acrylic nails and mink lashes who says things like “hashtag it’s all happening!” She can be very annoying and grating but is pretty so therefore gets a pass. Loved by gays for her song “good as gold”.
“Rob hung a TV in under seven minutes. I timed him.” - Scheana Shay
“Help! You can come help me if you want” - Jax
“Someone’s drowning. Rob, go save them!” - Scheana
“Help! You can come help me if you want” - Jax
“Someone’s drowning. Rob, go save them!” - Scheana
by ShiShu March 11, 2023
“Awww shit I just got dumped by Johnny.”
“Forget Johnny. He’s a fuckboy! You’re too good for him. You’re an Ariana Madix and he’s a lowlife piece of shit!”
“Forget Johnny. He’s a fuckboy! You’re too good for him. You’re an Ariana Madix and he’s a lowlife piece of shit!”
by ShiShu March 13, 2023
by ShiShu May 08, 2023
An ex mactor who is now a leathery looking frontman of a below average cover band. He was recently caught having an affair with a woman who resembles Bambi but with cotton candy for brains.
by ShiShu March 11, 2023
by ShiShu May 17, 2023