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Definitions by Shemp

Gin & Tonic
An alcoholic beverage that tastes like wet grass.
Let's all have G & T's by the pool.
G & T by Shemp February 25, 2005
The wang, shlong, ding dong, junk, goods, bits'n'pieces, cock, dick...
Like M&Ms, the penis melts in her mouth and not in her hands.
penis by shemp February 19, 2005