To post competing defs on Urban Dictionary and watch them "battle it out" before everyone's eyes.
King Kong, why did you pull a Nantucket Surprise by beating yourself in public?
by Shelly Bozdog August 08, 2006
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side step brother

The step brother of your step brother or step sister. (NO, not YOU or YOUR brother).
MIKE: Hey Honey, this is John, my side step brother.

HONEY: Okay, you already introduced me to your "bridge brother", who is your half brother's half brother, so I am going to guess that your side step brother is your step brother's step brother.

MIKE: You are a VERY good guesser, and YES you are correct, except that I don't have a step brother, I have a step sister.

HONEY: Oh. And when do I get to meet her?

MIKE: She is over there (Mike points). Let's go. Come on John, let's go see Sharon.
by Shelly Bozdog June 30, 2006
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bower

Bower = Bath + shower. To take a soapy bath for cleaning, followed by a water-only shower for rinsing.
As long as you have something productive to do while the bath runs, the bower is actually faster than a regular shower -- if you want it to be.

The bath gets you clean very quickly, much faster than a shower, because you don't have to take all that time "soaping up". You also use less soap, and need to rinse less, so it is less drying for your skin.

BOWER POWER!
by Shelly Bozdog June 25, 2006
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Mt. Vernon

Mountain Dew, Vernor's and #1. White Rum, or #2. Vodka.
I'd like some Cherry Pie ala mode and a Mt. Vernon please.
by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006
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irregardless

Since "regardLESS" means "WITHOUT regard" (ie "no matter what"), then "IRregardless" must mean "WITH regard" (ie "if that's okay").
HUSBAND: I'm going bowling with the guys tonight.

WIFE: No you're not; it's my mother's birthday; we're taking her out to dinner tonight.

HUSBAND: Well, I'm going bowling IRREGARDLESS.

WIFE: No! You will do what I say, or you won't get any for a month!

HUSBAND: What should I wear?
by Shelly Bozdog December 24, 2006
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CiNAMA

Pronounced like "cinema". Someone who is BOTH a CNA (Certified Nurses Aid) and an MA (Medical Assistant).
AT THE INTERVIEW:

HOSPITAL HR: So, what are your qualifications?

POTENTIAL EMPLOYEE: I'm a CiNAMA.
by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006
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vapple

Vapple is, in my opinion, a lot better than either drink separately.
by Shelly Bozdog November 27, 2006
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