Definitions by Shelly Bozdog

colatte 

"Coe-lah-tay" = Cola + latte. The blizzard has you snowbound. You just got done snow blowing and shoveling. You are cold as hell. You're all out of tea and coffee, you can't get to the store, and it's closed anyway. But you have some cola ...

... pour the cola into a large mug, about 2/3 full. Heat in the microwave. It will taste TOO sweet when it is hot, so you have to add water (colafe) or milk (colatte). When you add milk it foams, so that's why it is only 2/3 full. If you add milk (colatte), stir SLOWLY (or it will foam TOO much). ENJOY.

colatte by Shelly Bozdog February 7, 2007

irregardless 

Since "regardLESS" means "WITHOUT regard" (ie "no matter what"), then "IRregardless" must mean "WITH regard" (ie "if that's okay").

HUSBAND: I'm going bowling with the guys tonight.

WIFE: No you're not; it's my mother's birthday; we're taking her out to dinner tonight.

HUSBAND: Well, I'm going bowling IRREGARDLESS.

WIFE: No! You will do what I say, or you won't get any for a month!

HUSBAND: What should I wear?

irregardless by Shelly Bozdog December 24, 2006

Hanukwaristmas 

The December holiday season, composed of Hunukkah, Kwaanza and Christmas.

"Hanukwaristmas" flows a lot better than some of those other mixed up names!

Hanukwaristmas by Shelly Bozdog December 19, 2006

mexican soda

Soda pop imported from Mexico.

There are several brands of Mexican Soda imported to the USA. They have the usual flavors, but Tamarind, Rose', and Apple are a few distinctly Mexican favorites. Try them, they're good!

mexican soda by Shelly Bozdog December 10, 2006

piece of pie 

To remember how to spell PIECE, just think "Piece starts with the sord Pie, as in, I'll have a PIEce of PIE please".

Jack is always asking me for a piece of pie.

piece of pie by Shelly Bozdog December 10, 2006

flat diet soda 

Got some flat diet soda? If it contains phosphoric acid and/or citric acid, don't throw it away, put it in a spray bottle and use it as a cleaner. Do NOT use regular (sugary) soda, or you'll make a super sticky mess!

Flat diet soda cleans well, and is safe for babies and pets.

flat diet soda by Shelly Bozdog December 10, 2006

vapple 

1/2 Vernor's, 1/2 apple juice.

Vapple is, in my opinion, a lot better than either drink separately.

vapple by Shelly Bozdog November 27, 2006