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MIKE: Hey Honey, this is my bridge brother Alex.
HONEY: Your "bridge brother"? What, do you play bridge together?
MIKE: No. You remember my half brother, Steve?
HONEY: Yes.
MIKE: Well, Alex is Steve's half brother on his Mom's side of the family. So Alex and I are not "blood" brothers, so to speak, we're just related by the marriage and divorce and remarriage of our parents.
HONEY: Your "bridge brother"? What, do you play bridge together?
MIKE: No. You remember my half brother, Steve?
HONEY: Yes.
MIKE: Well, Alex is Steve's half brother on his Mom's side of the family. So Alex and I are not "blood" brothers, so to speak, we're just related by the marriage and divorce and remarriage of our parents.
by Shelly Bozdog June 30, 2006
Get the bridge brother mug.MIKE: Hey Honey, this is John, my side step brother.
HONEY: Okay, you already introduced me to your "bridge brother", who is your half brother's half brother, so I am going to guess that your side step brother is your step brother's step brother.
MIKE: You are a VERY good guesser, and YES you are correct, except that I don't have a step brother, I have a step sister.
HONEY: Oh. And when do I get to meet her?
MIKE: She is over there (Mike points). Let's go. Come on John, let's go see Sharon.
HONEY: Okay, you already introduced me to your "bridge brother", who is your half brother's half brother, so I am going to guess that your side step brother is your step brother's step brother.
MIKE: You are a VERY good guesser, and YES you are correct, except that I don't have a step brother, I have a step sister.
HONEY: Oh. And when do I get to meet her?
MIKE: She is over there (Mike points). Let's go. Come on John, let's go see Sharon.
by Shelly Bozdog June 30, 2006
Get the side step brother mug.MIKE: Okay, Honey, this is my skip sister Elaine.
HONEY: I think I am pretty good at this now! Elaine is the half sister of your step sister Sharon, right?
MIKE: Right!
HONEY: I think I am pretty good at this now! Elaine is the half sister of your step sister Sharon, right?
MIKE: Right!
by Shelly Bozdog June 30, 2006
Get the skip sister mug.1. A reference to pizza.
2. Often used by new Christians to replace their old habit of saying the name "Jesus Christ" in vain, or superfluously.
2. Often used by new Christians to replace their old habit of saying the name "Jesus Christ" in vain, or superfluously.
Dad was doing some carpentry last week and he hit his thumb with a hammer. He yelled out, "Dog bandit! Cheesy crust, look at my fricken thumb!"
by Shelly Bozdog July 2, 2006
Get the cheesy crust mug."It looks like someone stomped the victim to death. It looks like the were wearing Mikey Waffle Stompers, men's size 11."
by Shelly Bozdog August 4, 2006
Get the waffle stompers mug.Pronounced like "cinema". Someone who is BOTH a CNA (Certified Nurses Aid) and an MA (Medical Assistant).
by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006
Get the CiNAMA mug.Jack Hoffa is not a real person (that I know of), but, a slang name signifying "Jack Offer". Although it might remind you of Jimmy Hoffa, the legendary union leader who came up missing and has been mostly presumed to have been killed by the mafia.
PETER: I accidentally walked in on my roomate dude ... Jack Hoffa!
BOBBY: No way!
PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!
BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?
PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.
BOBBY: No way!
PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!
BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?
PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.
by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006
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