MIKE: Okay, Honey, this is my skip sister Elaine.
HONEY: I think I am pretty good at this now! Elaine is the half sister of your step sister Sharon, right?
MIKE: Right!
HONEY: I think I am pretty good at this now! Elaine is the half sister of your step sister Sharon, right?
MIKE: Right!
by Shelly Bozdog July 01, 2006
Since "regardLESS" means "WITHOUT regard" (ie "no matter what"), then "IRregardless" must mean "WITH regard" (ie "if that's okay").
HUSBAND: I'm going bowling with the guys tonight.
WIFE: No you're not; it's my mother's birthday; we're taking her out to dinner tonight.
HUSBAND: Well, I'm going bowling IRREGARDLESS.
WIFE: No! You will do what I say, or you won't get any for a month!
HUSBAND: What should I wear?
WIFE: No you're not; it's my mother's birthday; we're taking her out to dinner tonight.
HUSBAND: Well, I'm going bowling IRREGARDLESS.
WIFE: No! You will do what I say, or you won't get any for a month!
HUSBAND: What should I wear?
by Shelly Bozdog December 21, 2006
by Shelly Bozdog December 18, 2006
by Shelly Bozdog August 10, 2006
...A Bucking Broncko is a man who likes to have sex lying on his back while a cowgirl rides his pony.
by Shelly Bozdog November 21, 2006
by Shelly Bozdog November 27, 2006
Jack Hoffa is not a real person (that I know of), but, a slang name signifying "Jack Offer". Although it might remind you of Jimmy Hoffa, the legendary union leader who came up missing and has been mostly presumed to have been killed by the mafia.
PETER: I accidentally walked in on my roomate dude ... Jack Hoffa!
BOBBY: No way!
PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!
BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?
PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.
BOBBY: No way!
PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!
BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?
PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.
by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006