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irregardless

Since "regardLESS" means "WITHOUT regard" (ie "no matter what"), then "IRregardless" must mean "WITH regard" (ie "if that's okay").
HUSBAND: I'm going bowling with the guys tonight.

WIFE: No you're not; it's my mother's birthday; we're taking her out to dinner tonight.

HUSBAND: Well, I'm going bowling IRREGARDLESS.

WIFE: No! You will do what I say, or you won't get any for a month!

HUSBAND: What should I wear?
by Shelly Bozdog December 24, 2006
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side step brother

The step brother of your step brother or step sister. (NO, not YOU or YOUR brother).
MIKE: Hey Honey, this is John, my side step brother.

HONEY: Okay, you already introduced me to your "bridge brother", who is your half brother's half brother, so I am going to guess that your side step brother is your step brother's step brother.

MIKE: You are a VERY good guesser, and YES you are correct, except that I don't have a step brother, I have a step sister.

HONEY: Oh. And when do I get to meet her?

MIKE: She is over there (Mike points). Let's go. Come on John, let's go see Sharon.
by Shelly Bozdog June 30, 2006
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Mt. Vernon

Mountain Dew, Vernor's and #1. White Rum, or #2. Vodka.
I'd like some Cherry Pie ala mode and a Mt. Vernon please.
by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006
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flat diet soda

Got some flat diet soda? If it contains phosphoric acid and/or citric acid, don't throw it away, put it in a spray bottle and use it as a cleaner. Do NOT use regular (sugary) soda, or you'll make a super sticky mess!
Flat diet soda cleans well, and is safe for babies and pets.
by Shelly Bozdog December 10, 2006
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Gorida

Derives from a combination of "Al Gore" and "Florida". A word meaning "this contest is rigged!", as in the 2000 Presidential Election (Gore vs. Bush) where the election was "won" by George W. Bush in Florida (Jeb Bush Govenor) even though Al Gore actually had more votes.
When Dick Bush becomes President ...

The Democrats: "Gorida!"
by Shelly Bozdog August 10, 2006
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cheesy crust

1. A reference to pizza.

2. Often used by new Christians to replace their old habit of saying the name "Jesus Christ" in vain, or superfluously.
Dad was doing some carpentry last week and he hit his thumb with a hammer. He yelled out, "Dog bandit! Cheesy crust, look at my fricken thumb!"
by Shelly Bozdog July 2, 2006
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Hanukwaristmas

The December holiday season, composed of Hunukkah, Kwaanza and Christmas.
"Hanukwaristmas" flows a lot better than some of those other mixed up names!
by Shelly Bozdog December 19, 2006
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