Shellbacks Club🐢's definitions

Rogang

Joe Rogan's band of overrated comedians that he made rich simply by being his friend.

"Tony Hinchcliffe is the inept leader of the Rogang, under Joe."

by Shellbacks Club🐢 January 7, 2023

2-80 Katie

A robust female suspected (often exaggerated) to weigh in at about 280 pounds.

"Heard you got lucky last night! I also heard she was a 2-80 Katie!"

by Shellbacks Club🐢 June 24, 2022

Justinfy

The act of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau trying to JUSTIFY his harmful policies by declaring a Woke Climate Crisis!

"Cancel all oil and gas pipelines in Canada because the Earth is going to melt because of human interaction with it! It got .00001° warmer last decade FTLOG!" THIS is the Justifying / Justinfying / Justinfication of idiocracy!

by Shellbacks Club🐢 January 7, 2023

Amazon Cop

A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.

Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.

by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023

Libocrisy

Liberal hypocrisy where they prove that what's good for the proverbial Goose, isn't good for the gamder. i.e, Antifa, BLM only displaying their "values" when it suits their Democrat/Liberal ideals.

(African American) Larry Elder (Republican CA) was attacked by a white protester, but didn't receive any press because of the Libocrisy!

by Shellbacks Club🐢 September 11, 2021

2-40 Gordie

A fat & out of shape male.

"Dude, you've gained weight. You're lookin like a 2-40 Gordie!"

by Shellbacks Club🐢 June 24, 2022

Nightmare Napalm

A person, place, thing or event that is guaranteed to cause an explosion of nightmares. A scarier and more impactful version of 'Nightmare Fuel'.

The interrogation of the deranged serial killer was NIGHTMARE NAPALM!

by Shellbacks Club🐢 January 30, 2023