Pulling an Alfred Hitchcock

Jerking off while someone is nearby, creating a feeling of suspense.

Oh shit there's someone outside, I'll have to pull an Alfred Hitchcock.

Pulling an Alfred Hitchcock

by SheevTheSenate66 October 20, 2021

Maddox

Gobbles meaty schlong

Also he pronounces gif as jif

Maddox gobbles meaty schlong.

by SheevTheSenate66 September 13, 2021

Harder, daddy

A phrase used to get out of a sticky situation, such as a chokehold or pin, by making the perpetrator uncomfortable.

A murder was choking me to death so I said "Harder, daddy" and he let go.

by SheevTheSenate66 October 31, 2021

November 15

National deepthroat a banana day

My friend deepthroated a banana on November 15 so now it's National deepthroat a banana day.

by SheevTheSenate66 November 15, 2021

orgasm

the art of folding paper into a specific shape

i think that's oregano
naw bro an orgasm is a living thing
bro thats an origami

by SheevTheSenate66 February 22, 2021

November 17

Throw tall people day

November 17 is a day for short and average height people to throw tall people.

by SheevTheSenate66 November 11, 2021