Shawn Underwood's definitions

eBay

eBay is the biggest Garage Sale on Earth!

Wow you can find anything on eBay!

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007

Confuzzled

Being Confused and Puzzled at the same time.

Man what is going on I'm Confuzzled!

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007

Fag

"Fairway And Green" A Golf term meaning you got on the Green in 2 hits. Meaning your tee shot hit the fairway and your second shot from the fairway hit the green.

Golfer 1: Wow I got on the green in 2 hits!

Golfer 2: Thats caled a fag.

by Shawn Underwood January 8, 2007

Hells Bells

Hells Bells is a drink that is made from the root of a Yellow Trumpet Flower. You boil the root and then drink it. Most people mix it with Gatorade. It is much more dangerous than people think. It can make you hallucinate, seize, convulse, and vomit. The high can last anywhere from 2 days to a week depending on how potent the mixture is. The Yellow Trumpet flower is legal and is sold at almost at nursery but when the root is turned into the "Hells Bells" mixture it is considered a hallucinogenic and is illegal.

Hells Bells is very dangerous.

by Shawn Underwood December 31, 2007

World Of Warcraft

Complete waste of fucking time!

Friend 1: Dude I'm gonna go play World Of Warcraft.

Friend 2: Dude what a fucking waste of time all you do is walk around and kill shit!

by Shawn Underwood January 7, 2007

Melted Sand

Is also known as glass!

Hey did you know glass is made of Melted Sand?

by Shawn Underwood January 8, 2007

Laser

"Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation"

Don't point that laser in my eye I might go blind!

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007