short bus

Like a school bus, except supplied with helmets and seat belts to give the illusion of safety. Usually a converted Chevy 3500 van, not a true bus.

Night school students ride the short bus to smoke weed on the way to school without fear.

by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

spork

THE single most versatile instrument to exist above, on, or below the surface of the earth.

It has the scooping ability of a spoon and the stabbing ability of a fork! It's a spork!

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

The Beatles

the band all others aspire to be, even your pasty idol Marilyn.

Brian Warner ain't got nothin on John, Paul or George. Maybe Ringo, but that's not Ringo's fault.

by Shawn E. April 28, 2003

dodgeball

badass sport being banned by schools for the crime of teaching survival skills

Dorks and the fat have their place, and it isn't on a dodgeball field.

by Shawn E. May 02, 2003

Smugglenental

A special edition Lincoln Continental Executive Edition with a extremely spacious trunk made for smuggling things such as a load of coke or a friend who wants to skip school.

The only surfire way to never get busted for smuggling is by getting a Smugglenental.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

Ringo

expendable member of a group or band

Proof that Ringo was expendable; John had a good solo career, Paul had a good solo career, George had a good solo career, Ringo? Mr. Conductor and Wakko?!

by Shawn E. April 28, 2003

microsoft

The bane of civilization

Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.

by Shawn E. May 02, 2003