Mount Everest

highest mountain on Earth; also famous as being the place where oxygen bottles go to die and lay in mass graves.
The plie of bottles is taller than the friggin' mountain. Start rolling the bottles down. It's a hill, they'll roll.
by Shawn E. June 27, 2003
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altamont

town and raceway made infamous by the 1969 free concert by the Rolling Stones, WHO HIRED THE HELL'S ANGELS TO PROVIDE SECURITY. Needless to say, shit got frantic and a kid died.
Smooth move dumbass. Tip 1 when planning a concert: DON'T HIRE BIKERS WHO WANT TO GANGRAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU BLEED TO DEATH FROM STAB WOUNDS AS SECURITY GAURDS.
by Shawn E. November 13, 2003
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Fast and the Furious

movie I'll watch but never buy or rent with my own money.
The movie's alright as long as you're watching for free so you don't have to beat yourself up over the transparent plot.
by Shawn E. June 24, 2003
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craptastic

the very opposite of fantastic; something with no redeeming value whatsoever
Getting castrated with a rusty spork is very craptastic.
by Shawn E. April 18, 2003
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Windows ME

The most God-awful OS a hard drive will ever be subject to. Any hard drive worth the silicon in its circuits will commit suicide uponbeing asked to hold this operating system within it.
Thank you computer. You crashed, saving my eyes from the blinding crappiness that is Windows ME.
by Shawn E. April 16, 2003
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derp

word uttered by morons after they do something incredibly dumb, which will be often seeing as how they're morons.
Watch me hit myself with this running chainsaw.(Cuts his arm off). Owie, that hurt! DERP!
by Shawn E. April 18, 2003
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NOS

term used for a nitrous oxide setup in a rice rocket, which is ironic seeing as how laughing gas is being used in a joke of a car.
I bought a Civic and bought NOS and put my name on the windshield in Olde English. I'm so original! Derrderrderrderrderrderrderrderrderr!
by Shawn E. June 11, 2003
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