Shawn B.'s definitions

eye candy

For straight women (okay, fine, as well as gay men and bisexuals who can't make up their minds yet)dudes with big pecs or butts or whatever you like in dudes.

I never see eye candy at Wisconsin Dells because a lot of the dudes there have moobs and they're too old/pale.

by Shawn B. May 1, 2003

Majin Buu

Alternate spelling of Majin Boo. He is the fat pink dude on DBZ who likes to eat things that used to be people. He likes doing the fat all day long with his rubber ducky and inflatable Yoshi doll. Can also be called Stupid Buu, Retard Buu, or The Load of Fat.

Majin Buu reminds me of a girl in my 6th period class...

by Shawn B. May 23, 2003

Normal-type Pokemon

Pokemon that have no specific strengths/advantages over other types and are weak against Fighting and Ghost Pokemon.

Meowth
Pidgey
Snubble
Hoothoot
Jigglypuff

by Shawn B. October 23, 2003

Pretentious Sediddy Dyke

A spadge (see Ratchetboo definition) who thinks she runs everything and acts as if she's queen of the world.

My ex's sister-in-law is one.

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

Hunter Green

One of the best colors for a Camaro to come, except for black.

This guy who lives on 144th St. has a hunter green Camaro. I envy him....

by Shawn B. May 1, 2003

grits

Tasty breakfast food made of corn flour. Good with cheese, bacon and/or sausage.

My mom made me some cheese grits and ham for breakfast today.

by Shawn B. June 17, 2003

morning glory

The state of awakening after having an extremely good (usually sex-related) dream, in which the body is extra- sensitive to ordinary phenomena and everything just seems perfect for once. Can occur with both sexes but the effects are much more noticeable (and appreciated) with females. This effect usually only lasts for 5-10 minutes after awakening, so enjoy it.

I can never enjoy my morning glory because my younger brother or mom is always coming in at the wrong time.....

by Shawn B. October 13, 2003