broken condom

How Half my classmates got here.

Lil Kurt's dad used one....and he regrets it every day!

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

catch-22

One of the best books ever written...a novel based on WWII written by Joseph Heller.

The previous entry had a better example...go read theirs ^

by Shawn B. June 14, 2003

fake Christian

A person who acts in a disgustingly sanctimonious manner one minute and acts like a total ho the next. Can be said of both genders and all races.

Hoochie Girl...one minute, she's rattling off Bible verses; the next, she's trying to shake her stretch mark-laden backside in any and every guys face.

by Shawn B. October 28, 2003

Fire Type Pokemon

Pokemon using fire-based attacks. They are strong against Steel, Grass, Ice, and Bug type Pokemon and weak against Water, Rock, and Ground type Pokemon.

Flareon
Vulpix
Charmander
Cindaquil

by Shawn B. October 24, 2003

Fred Flintstone

A man pitifully out of touch with modern life, especially with how to treat his significant other.

Fat Lazy Piece of Crap-Get me a beer and and make me a sandwich!
Chick who Goes with Him-Go get them yourself, you fat tub of goo! I'm busy!

by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

ashanti

Possessor of freakishly large sideburns and the annoying catch phrase, 'ooh, baby, baby...'. She has no true talent; she just sings the hooks on every song made by Ja Rule or the person whose arm she's currently latched onto in the music business.

Hark! I am Ashanti, spouter of crappy hooks, bearer of huge sideburns, possessor of no talent whatsoever! Kneel before me and buy Murder Pink's latest travesties against music...

by Shawn B. June 18, 2003

Mongolian Chicken

A food so delicious it almost makes you scream for joy. It's a kind of chinese food!

I love Mongolian Chicken; it takes me to my happy place!

by Shawn B. May 15, 2003