Shawn B.'s definitions

to run circles around something

When something is better than something else.

Philly cheesesteaks run circles around prunes and stale bread.

by Shawn B. November 23, 2003

parakeet

A small bird that makes a good pet. They are cute, (usually) sweet-tempered, and inexpensive.

Parakeets also make the oddest noises:
pwip
Fweet!
ACCCKK ACCKK ACCK!
UURT URRT UURT!
Chirp!
Twirp!

by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

Chist

Spanish for 'crap', 'dang', or any word you use to express awe, suprise or disgust.

1. Chist! My computer froze and my paper's due in two hours!

2. A). -what did u get on your report card?
B)- I got straight A's
A). chist thats good
3. Oh, Chist! My dog crapped on my bed!

by Shawn B. May 6, 2003

Eminem Complex

The absolute opposite of the Oepidus Complex, when one is sick of the parent of the opposite gender.

Josie can't stand her father; she says he's a disgusting hick.

by Shawn B. November 4, 2003

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Woo-Woo

A fat guy who loves body-slamming people, eating cake, and rolling down steep inclines at 95 mph.

If Alex and Woo-Woo fought, Alex would win, because he's quick and weighs 950 less than Woo-Woo

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

Burnination

To inflict destruction upon something/someone, especially by burning
them/it. Burnination can be caused by a Trogdor's wrath, a few too many firebombs, or an overexcited Fire-type Pokemon (especially one that knows Fire Blast or Flamethrower).

...and so, FiFi the rogue Flareon laid burnination upon the desktop of Ima Jerkoff. For want of thirty minutes to do his homework upstairs, Jerkoff lost his actual homework assigment-a ten page essay on Isaac Asimov-and the respect of poor forgotten FiFi, who simply needed to empty her bladder.

by Shawn B. June 14, 2003