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Definitions by Sharpe J.

Totowa Trickster 

Convicted North Jersey GOP Chairman who was warmly recieved by his friend the Meathead after leaving jail. More appropriate for 1960's Birmingham in ideology than 21st Century Paterson.
"The Totowa Trickster would do anything for a bribe!"
Totowa Trickster by Sharpe J. February 8, 2005

Meat-head 

North Jersey GOP chairman that tries to cut deals with Taxcrell only to get ass his kicked in election by half-witted tavern owner. Blames minorities in Paterson for all his problems rather than the fact he's a cracker moron. Friend and criminal compadre of the Totowa Trickster but lacks the talent.
"If the Meat-heads the Republican Candidate, I'm voting Democrat!"
Meat-head by Sharpe J. February 8, 2005

Brahminism 

Political philosophy of John Kerry which involves speaking in aristocratic tones, going windsurfing and proclaiming Massachusetts as a vision of America's future.
"Thank Brahminism if the South is all red on November 2nd!"
Brahminism by Sharpe J. November 1, 2004
Car thats full of American pride and beats the yippie MTV certified import piece of crap u probably drive!
I'll take my Buick over your To-yo-yo!
Buick by Sharpe J. November 1, 2004

Consumed with Imports 

crappy magazine that claims to be an arbiter of reliability but as a clear America hating agenda. Falsely known as consumer reports. Won't recommend awesome GM products even when they are better than import crap.
"Consumed with Imports would still recommend Lexus even if they were found blowing up on ignition. Screw those terrorist turds, I am buying a Caddy!"
Consumed with Imports by Sharpe J. October 14, 2004

Williamsite 

follower of an ugly, uptight NJ girl who preaches being prude with ur bf and dressing without style. The leader descends on cute girls on senior retreat and infects them with her chastity beliefs. A Williamsite is generally incapable of laughter after conversion.
"The Williamsites can make you long to date a lesbian!"
Williamsite by Sharpe J. October 11, 2004