6 definitions by Sharpe J.

Williamsite

follower of an ugly, uptight NJ girl who preaches being prude with ur bf and dressing without style. The leader descends on cute girls on senior retreat and infects them with her chastity beliefs. A Williamsite is generally incapable of laughter after conversion.

"The Williamsites can make you long to date a lesbian!"

by Sharpe J. October 11, 2004

Consumed with Imports

crappy magazine that claims to be an arbiter of reliability but as a clear America hating agenda. Falsely known as consumer reports. Won't recommend awesome GM products even when they are better than import crap.

"Consumed with Imports would still recommend Lexus even if they were found blowing up on ignition. Screw those terrorist turds, I am buying a Caddy!"

by Sharpe J. October 15, 2004

Buick

Car thats full of American pride and beats the yippie MTV certified import piece of crap u probably drive!

I'll take my Buick over your To-yo-yo!

by Sharpe J. November 2, 2004

Meat-head

North Jersey GOP chairman that tries to cut deals with Taxcrell only to get ass his kicked in election by half-witted tavern owner. Blames minorities in Paterson for all his problems rather than the fact he's a cracker moron. Friend and criminal compadre of the Totowa Trickster but lacks the talent.

"If the Meat-heads the Republican Candidate, I'm voting Democrat!"

by Sharpe J. February 8, 2005

Brahminism

Political philosophy of John Kerry which involves speaking in aristocratic tones, going windsurfing and proclaiming Massachusetts as a vision of America's future.

"Thank Brahminism if the South is all red on November 2nd!"

by Sharpe J. November 2, 2004

Totowa Trickster

Convicted North Jersey GOP Chairman who was warmly recieved by his friend the Meathead after leaving jail. More appropriate for 1960's Birmingham in ideology than 21st Century Paterson.

"The Totowa Trickster would do anything for a bribe!"

by Sharpe J. February 8, 2005