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A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.
Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.
Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.
Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.
Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.
by Sharksie May 19, 2022
Get the Fashion The Gashmug. An Olbas is someone who likes the smell of their partner, so much it really turns them on sexually.
Bubbles received the sexiest smelling work shirt from Sharkey which really turned her on; because he wore it for two days at work (also giving hell to staff as he wore it) thus making Bubbles an Olbas. Sharkey received a pair of Bubbles' panties which got him very hot under the collar and he loved how they smelt thus making him both a pervert and an Olbas. 🤣 Olbas originated from Sharkey's shirt smelling very faintly of eucalyptus
Bubbles received the sexiest smelling work shirt from Sharkey which really turned her on; because he wore it for two days at work (also giving hell to staff as he wore it) thus making Bubbles an Olbas. Sharkey received a pair of Bubbles' panties which got him very hot under the collar and he loved how they smelt thus making him both a pervert and an Olbas. 🤣 Olbas originated from Sharkey's shirt smelling very faintly of eucalyptus
by Sharksie April 21, 2022
Get the Olbasmug. A Holidoo a day off that British people think of as a holiday which in fact to Northern Irish people is an essential day taken to DO something for someone else like undertake a task or responsibility. For example taking a day off work to arrange a birthday party or take my daughter to a water park to do something for her on HER holiday.
Sharkey I took a Holidoo to arrange a birthday party for wee bu, that's quite different to a holiday because I wasn't doing anything relaxing for myself and a holiday in the actual dictionary states it is"an extended period of leisure and recreation".... therefore this wasn't a holiday but a Holidoo which is a day off but not a holiday. Different see?
by Sharksie July 30, 2022
Get the Holidoomug. A term evolved after a conversation between two lovers discussing the unwanted resurgence of one of their ex partners; who seemingly simply refuses to go away. 'Pasticide' describes the feeling of frustration for the person who ended the relationship; but still must deal with their ex partner's presence in their life. It represents the inability to get rid of something toxic in your life from the past and the affect it has on the individual dealing with it.
By Sharkey and Bubbles Sat 26th March 2022
By Sharkey and Bubbles Sat 26th March 2022
by Sharksie March 29, 2022
Get the Pasticidemug. A gozo is a period of recalibration between two new lovers who have committed to spend their lives together. It is often within the first few dates as the couple are finding how to be together when differences of opinion or misunderstanding arise. A gozo could be mistakenly misunderstood by one of the parties as an annihilation or an unrelenting targeted attack of criticism on him but is in fact some loving communication to help the individuals understand how to find compromise. It's often found to happen between two very headstrong people who utterly adore each other but are also quite set in their ways. As a gozo unfolds it is lucky if the recalibrating conversation is helped along and makes its point with a timely freaky thick black hand hair appearing that one of the lovers makes some weird story up about it belonging to the other person because he knows some girl is New Zealand or Australia or Hawaii or South Africa somewhere that it happened to (I mean...what?). Ultimately a gozo is inevitable as it is part of the process of bonding two lives and families together with commitment, support, strength, love and equality. It paves the way for a happy fair family life and smooths the path in front for the couple
Malta was amazing but the gozo was really hard...apart from the seafood and swimming and the eyebrows and the cannibal fish.
by Sharksie September 14, 2022
Get the GOZOmug. It's the secure solid state after a period of uncertainty or insecurity; in which a woman fears may lose her man to another. Dunblipping is the realization that she never actually had anything whatsoever to worry about in the first place and all she had to do was have faith and keep trust. It is the awareness that his love for her is so strong that he never was distracted by another in anyway; his focus was always there. Dunblipping is when two people recognize their love is indestructible and cannot be destroyed and taken away. It's a celebration of two ligintos that are meant to be together and nothing now gets in their way. No fear, no mistrust - dunblipping.
by Sharksie July 3, 2022
Get the dunblippingmug. by Sharksie March 29, 2022
Get the Comfartiblemug.