GOZO

A gozo is a period of recalibration between two new lovers who have committed to spend their lives together. It is often within the first few dates as the couple are finding how to be together when differences of opinion or misunderstanding arise. A gozo could be mistakenly misunderstood by one of the parties as an annihilation or an unrelenting targeted attack of criticism on him but is in fact some loving communication to help the individuals understand how to find compromise. It's often found to happen between two very headstrong people who utterly adore each other but are also quite set in their ways. As a gozo unfolds it is lucky if the recalibrating conversation is helped along and makes its point with a timely freaky thick black hand hair appearing that one of the lovers makes some weird story up about it belonging to the other person because he knows some girl is New Zealand or Australia or Hawaii or South Africa somewhere that it happened to (I mean...what?). Ultimately a gozo is inevitable as it is part of the process of bonding two lives and families together with commitment, support, strength, love and equality. It paves the way for a happy fair family life and smooths the path in front for the couple

Malta was amazing but the gozo was really hard...apart from the seafood and swimming and the eyebrows and the cannibal fish.

by Sharksie September 14, 2022

Nikki-Jay

A Nikki-Jay is when an individual invites themselves into a personal private conversation that is happening between two people; creating an awkward atmosphere. Sharkey and Susie were having a conversation about making chips in the slow cooker and Nikki Jay involved herself giving unwanted advice on how best to do this; thus doing a Nikki-Jay.

What the...did she just do a Nikki-Jay in our private conversation?!?!

by Sharksie May 10, 2022

Comfartible

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.

The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022

Fluzzy

A state of being which is feeling both exhausted and horny in equal measure and you don't know which one is going to win out. Obviously horny ultimately wins out but you don't know that when you're feeling so fluzzy.

Sharkey I'm feeling fluzzy... could you do all the donkey work tonight?

by Sharksie July 07, 2022

Foo Faaaaaa

A Foo Faaaaaa is a commonly used term for an Irish lady's girlie garden. Used mostly in polite company or in the company of younger children to protect their delicate little ears from unpleasant words such as vagina or clitoris.

I just felt a lovely little tingle in my Foo Faaaaaa.

Can I shove the ice cube up my Foo Faaaaaa yet, Sharkey?

by Sharksie June 01, 2022

Ma Belly

"Ma Belly" is a seemingly discretionary stage of sexy time between two lovers in a long distance relationship. A stage that may be skipped should one of the participants feel insufficient progress is being made. Sharkey told Susie to run the ice over her nipples and down between her breasts to which she replied, "You want me to shove the ice cube up inside me?" He immediately knew she'd turned her chuff into a chilled water dispenser. She had completely skipped Ma Belly.

You want me to rub it on Ma Belly?

by Sharksie May 19, 2022

Pasticide

A term evolved after a conversation between two lovers discussing the unwanted resurgence of one of their ex partners; who seemingly simply refuses to go away. 'Pasticide' describes the feeling of frustration for the person who ended the relationship; but still must deal with their ex partner's presence in their life. It represents the inability to get rid of something toxic in your life from the past and the affect it has on the individual dealing with it.

By Sharkey and Bubbles Sat 26th March 2022

Everytime he's around it's like walking into a toxic mist from the past; like a pasticide.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022