Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Shaqiri Shaqiri

Vaughn Lincetti

The Greatest Athlete that has ever walked the planet. His presence alone makes people shiver.

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 24, 2021

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Prime Moments Giuseppe

A sex god, shags woman with his 27 inch peepee. Is the best FIFA player of all time and has a sick team. Also smashes cunts then bangs there mom. Will stuff his nuts down yo throat foo

Guy 1: DID YOU SEE WHO I PACKED???

Guy 2: No who did you pack?

Guy 1: PRIME MOMENTS GIUSEPPE!!!

Guy 2: oh shiii hes the best player in the world

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 17, 2021

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Hes a Siiiiiiiii Merchant. Always Siiiiii'ing on his haters even though hes the best. More goal contributions than Messi at the time of posting this. Menace to society and an absolute baller. Don't let him pee before playing soccer or he will shit on you.

Guy 1: Did you see Prime Moments Giuseppe Siiiiiii yesterday?

Guy 2: Hes such a Siiiiiii Merchant

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

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Penalty Merchant

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant. So is Penaldo and Penandez. They are all examples of penalty merchants.

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

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The Bolts

The Gayest Team alive. This team is made up of a bunch of gaywads that are gay. They are all gay. Every single one of them is so incredibly gay. The gayness that makes up the bunch of gaywads on The Bolts are very gay.

The Bolts are incredibly Gay

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

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