Shaqiri Shaqiri's definitions

Prime Moments Giuseppe

Hes a Siiiiiiiii Merchant. Always Siiiiii'ing on his haters even though hes the best. More goal contributions than Messi at the time of posting this. Menace to society and an absolute baller. Don't let him pee before playing soccer or he will shit on you.

Guy 1: Did you see Prime Moments Giuseppe Siiiiiii yesterday?

Guy 2: Hes such a Siiiiiii Merchant

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

Roberto Firmino

An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward

Roberto Firmino is An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Celetti

The Worlds Greatest Centre Back

Celetti is the worlds greatest centre back but is carried by Giuseppe

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

The Bolts

The Gayest Team alive. This team is made up of a bunch of gaywads that are gay. They are all gay. Every single one of them is so incredibly gay. The gayness that makes up the bunch of gaywads on The Bolts are very gay.

The Bolts are incredibly Gay

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Vaughn Lincetti

The Greatest Athlete that has ever walked the planet. His presence alone makes people shiver.

Vaughn Lincetti is incredible

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 24, 2021

Jcap

So very very gay

Jcap is the gayest man alive and chokes more in the playoffs than he does on my cock

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021