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Definitions by Shaqiri Shaqiri

Penalty Merchant 

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant. So is Penaldo and Penandez. They are all examples of penalty merchants.
Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant
Penalty Merchant by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

SIIII Merchant 

Prime Moments Giuseppe. Cristiano Ronaldo is a SIIII Merchanr because he goes SIIII a lot. Prime Moments Giuseppe also goes SIIII and is a SIIII Merchanr
Cristiano Ronaldo is a SIIII Merchant and so is Prime Moments Giuseppe.
SIIII Merchant by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

Prime Moments Giuseppe 

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Merchant
Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Siiiiiii Merchant

Prime Moments Giuseppe 

Hes a Siiiiiiiii Merchant. Always Siiiiii'ing on his haters even though hes the best. More goal contributions than Messi at the time of posting this. Menace to society and an absolute baller. Don't let him pee before playing soccer or he will shit on you.
Guy 1: Did you see Prime Moments Giuseppe Siiiiiii yesterday?

Guy 2: Hes such a Siiiiiii Merchant

Lincetti 

The Mighty Lincetti>>>>>>>> Laurent's whole career
Lincetti is the best centre back of all time
Lincetti by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

Prime Moments Giuseppe 

A sex god, shags woman with his 27 inch peepee. Is the best FIFA player of all time and has a sick team. Also smashes cunts then bangs there mom. Will stuff his nuts down yo throat foo
Guy 1: DID YOU SEE WHO I PACKED???

Guy 2: No who did you pack?

Guy 1: PRIME MOMENTS GIUSEPPE!!!

Guy 2: oh shiii hes the best player in the world