Forrest Gump

1. A simple-minded person. 2. The act of evading the negative consequences of one's actions by no other means than pure luck. 3. Achieving overly-rewarding results from simplistic, unskilled, half-assed actions.

1. I tried to tell him that I didn't want to go out with him, but - he didn't get it, he was a total Forrest Gump. 2. After having Forrest Gump'ed their way through the robbery, Todd and Angie decided to go to Vegas with the money. 3. We can't pay a mechanic because my husband's been out of work for two years - so I guess we're just going to have to Forrest Gump the transmission back into the car.

by Shannon September 09, 2003

hailie jade

The embryo formed by the joining of the sperm of Marshall Mathers and egg of Kim Scott. She was introduced to the world on Christmas Day, 1995 by way of the vaginal orifice of Kim Scott.

a.k.a. cutest little baby grrl in da world!!!!! omfg*~*~!!

see mockingbird video.

by Shannon February 24, 2005

myah

A word used by gangsters in the 30's.

myah, see, lissen' here copper, you'll sleep with the fishes tonight, see!

by Shannon May 06, 2005

woo-woo girl

girl who wears really tragic outfits but thinks she is really stylish; as in, fashion police, woo-woo!

what the heck is woo-woo girl wearing today? shes a perfect candidate for What not to Wear

by shannon October 31, 2004

ya'll

1. contraction for "you" and "all." Used by hicks and rednecks or just Southern ladies.

2. contraction for "your" and all." more commonly used by wannabes and pimps.

1. Ya'll better come-n-git yo' possum fo' it get cold.

2. I can't believe ya'll up in my business like that.

by shannon February 05, 2005

facker

Joking way of calling someone a mother fucker

Facker! I hate you!

by Shannon June 17, 2004

Scoochie

a cross between a skank and a hoochie.
The ultimate slut.

That bitch is a scoochie.

by SHANNON January 13, 2004