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Definitions by Shannon

Forrest Gump 

1. A simple-minded person. 2. The act of evading the negative consequences of one's actions by no other means than pure luck. 3. Achieving overly-rewarding results from simplistic, unskilled, half-assed actions.
1. I tried to tell him that I didn't want to go out with him, but - he didn't get it, he was a total Forrest Gump. 2. After having Forrest Gump'ed their way through the robbery, Todd and Angie decided to go to Vegas with the money. 3. We can't pay a mechanic because my husband's been out of work for two years - so I guess we're just going to have to Forrest Gump the transmission back into the car.
Forrest Gump by Shannon September 9, 2003

play it off 

The act of outwardly ignoring something which you are acutely aware and/or guilty of.
I'm just going to stay home and play it off like I don't remember telling my Grandma I'd help her sort yarn tonight.
play it off by Shannon September 9, 2003

shabasco 

We're going to have a shabasco tonight.
shabasco by Shannon September 2, 2003
sleepy, bored, takes naps a lot
Yeah, we take naps a lot. We're just nappy people.
nappy by Shannon August 23, 2003
food caught in between teeth immediately after eating
you've got lub
lub by Shannon August 14, 2003
Emotionally related things, such as music
Bright Eyes lyrics are "emoish"
emoish by Shannon August 8, 2003

Rejectotard 

Soemeone who possesses the attributes of both a reject and a retard. This can happen when someone has had too many rum and cokes.
Everyone in the room yells "rejectotard" when Maggy spills her drink at the party.
Rejectotard by Shannon July 27, 2003