materialistic

What everyone IS, no matter how hard they claim material things do not matter to them. THIS coming from an asshat with $80 trendy-ass jeans complete with all those useless pockets, zippers and straps and $300 worth of "alternative" jewelery.
"Um... don't need to get me anything this Christmas. I'm kind of like the non-materialistic type. Really, I am."
-that trendily-clad person that pissed me off with the same old non-materialistic bullshit.
by Shameless Plug January 09, 2004
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Judgemental

What evil, sadistic teenagers (who like to watch people writhe in pain with locked up anger inside) can freely accuse others of. People are commonly accused of this because they:

A) Are brutally honest and painfully observant

OR

B) may or may not have made an unfair judgement that does not please the hypocritical accuser.

Funny how you are NOT judgemental should you associate a label that is appreciated. (IE: "Wild" or "Innovative")
"Oh my GOD. I am SO not arrogant!! Ugh, that little bitch, how dare she be so judgemental!!! SHE's the arrogant one, not me! She thinks she's better than me when it's the other way around!! Shower me with compliments, please..."
by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004
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humble

1. An admirable quality that not many people possess. It means that a person may have accomplished alot, or be alot but doesn't feel it is necessary to advertise or brag about it.

2. To degrade, to cut one's ego down to size. It is not necessarily done in a rude fashion but it SHOULD BE.
1. I envy humble people. If I told a humble person what I thought about people with humility, they'd probably not even recognize themselves as humble and ask why I'm calling them that. Too bad I don't know any humble people.

2. "DAMMIT, her bragging is getting on my NERVES! Someone REALLY needs to humble that asshat!!"
by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004
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skinny

Something a lot of girls want to be, also known as perfection. No matter how thin some girls get, they will never be happy with their weight. The quest for "skinny" causes many problems like anorexia or bulemia. Of course, when thinness comes naturally, the girls who possess it get cocky and let their egos grow bigger than necessary.

To be more exact, to be skinny is to lack fat, bulk or to weigh or appear to weigh less than average. This does not make a person worth less or more!! Word up, kiddies!
"Oh my GOD! I am SO skinny!! Yes, you are skinny too, just not as skinny as me! Oh, I love being skinny! That means I am healthier, prettier and more attractive than you! Go throw up in a toilet, now!"
by Shameless Plug January 04, 2004
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label

1. (noun) Something teenagers claim to hate but quickly slap on themselves then advertised to other teens who are too busy contemplating themselves to care about anyone else.

2. (verb) The act of labelling someone, usually when the labelled doesn't want to be labelled.
1. UGH! I HATE labels, SO BAD. Everyone calls me a prep!! AHH!! Oh, by the way! Check out me new bracelet! I am so damn original!!

2. Don't you label ME!! How dare you!!
by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004
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shallow

An adjective used to describe basically anyone attractive. SEE, pretty people MUST be shallow, huh? In a lot of cases, this is true, but not because of their appearance. A lot of people who don't fit society's standard of pretty are as shallow as a petri dish.

Also used to describe people who can pick out any guy/girl to ask out or talk to just by looking at them.
"I am NOT shallow, I like people with depth!! Nevermind that my main concern is how I look and appear to other people!"
-Paraphrase of speech given by an undeniably deep person... well the true stuff that wasn't said, anyways.
by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004
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bitchy

An adjective that's supposed to be used to describe someone irritable, moody and whiny. Even if a person is not bitchy but rather, honest or blunt, a stupid person may use "bitchy" to describe that person. Bitchy is the creative limit when it comes to insults coming from the same stupid people.
1. Did you hear that? We were talking for the past hour about me and she just told me to SHUT UP! Out of nowhere! Geez, she's bitchy today!!
by Shameless Plug January 04, 2004
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