Shameless Plug's definitions

self-absorbed

1. An adjective that describes practically every human being alive with only a few exceptions. I mean, who thinks about other people more than their needs? If you're living in a 3rd world country, suffering constantly or have less than a week to live, you probably aren't going to bitch, moan and remind everyone else of your suffering as much as some asshat kid with 2 tests on the same day! (BLASHPEMY! 2 TESTS?? And HOMEWORK on top of that?? IN-JUST-ICE!!)

2. What to call people, when at lost for words, who enter their own name at Urbandictionary.com with a lengthy paragraph telling readers why (self-absorbed asshat) loves him/herself.

Oh my goodness, it's just a QUIZ. And EVERY-FRICKING-PERSON who went to school got HOMEWORK ASSIGNED TO THEM. How about instead of bitching to me about your trivial "problems", you DO your homework and stop calling me!!

by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004

image

Something kids work too hard on to establish and maintain for themselves. Image-seekers are often quick to label themselves and don't give a caca bar about anything beyond their own skin... Will go into super-bitch mode if contradicted.

"Dude! Try not to appear smart or crack any jokes! It might wreck MY IMAGE!!!"

by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004

non-conformist

A person who has given him or herself this label in an attept to seem original to people who couldn't give less of a shit. See hypocrite.

"Oh my GOD, I hate Britney Spears!! Why? Uhh... I don't know... because she's a slut... uhh she DRESSES like a slut... yeah. Britney is a fad, so I must hate her!"

by Shameless Plug January 9, 2004

cheerleader

A cheerleader is a person who has decided to take up cheerleading. Being a cheerleader doesn't make a person any less smart, talented or anything. Not all of them are vapid, slutty, preppy, stupid, shallow, spoiled or snobby. Do you know cheerleaders that are? Then it's just THEM, not necessarily every other one!

I myself am not a cheerleader and I am not close friends with any. But they are still people, pigeonholed people who still do what they do despite all the people who ridicule and look down on them. Ironically, those people, the cheerleader haters, are being snobby. Isn't that a bitch?

by Shameless Plug December 13, 2006

bitchy

An adjective that's supposed to be used to describe someone irritable, moody and whiny. Even if a person is not bitchy but rather, honest or blunt, a stupid person may use "bitchy" to describe that person. Bitchy is the creative limit when it comes to insults coming from the same stupid people.

1. Did you hear that? We were talking for the past hour about me and she just told me to SHUT UP! Out of nowhere! Geez, she's bitchy today!!

by Shameless Plug January 4, 2004

fad

Hating Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, poseurs, preps, "sluts", Good Charlotte or any other slutty/punk-pop musicians out there. THOSE, my friends, are fads. NOT preppiness.

"I hate fads! I hate Britney! Never mind that hating her is a fad and I'll look so damn stupid 3 weeks from now denying every anti-Britney thing I've said!!"

by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004

label

1. (noun) Something teenagers claim to hate but quickly slap on themselves then advertised to other teens who are too busy contemplating themselves to care about anyone else.

2. (verb) The act of labelling someone, usually when the labelled doesn't want to be labelled.

1. UGH! I HATE labels, SO BAD. Everyone calls me a prep!! AHH!! Oh, by the way! Check out me new bracelet! I am so damn original!!

2. Don't you label ME!! How dare you!!

by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004