Definitions by Shakezulia

Dirty Platapus

When a chick wacks you off with her feet and wheres a beak

yo man this chick last night said she liked some freaky shit so she gave me a dirty Platapus

Dirty Platapus by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

spidermaned 

To masterbait before going to sleep and waking up with sticky hands like to gain super powers

Yo man i got up today and i scratched my head and i forgot i spidermaned it last night!

spidermaned by Shakezulia February 28, 2008

spidermaned 

To Cum in your hand before you go to sleep and wake up with sticky hands like to gain spidermans powers

Ewww man i fell alseep last night and woke up and spidermaned.

spidermaned by Shakezulia February 28, 2008