Definitions by Shage VanDyk

Probation

When a person has excelled to standard of excellence in the art master baiting to a degree that is far beyond the average standard of excellence amongst the majority.

Paco's hard efforts and dedication have finally paid off, he's gone probation.

Probation by Shage VanDyk July 26, 2025

One hit wonder 

When you physically hit your partner one time in an argument and then later on wonder why you didn't hit them more than just once.

Susan woke up a one hit wonder she punched gym last night in an argument and woke up this morning wondering why she didn't hit him more.

One hit wonder by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025

Foul ball 

Sexual game where a man wipe feces on one of his testicles then has his partner like his balls blindfolded or in the dark and guess which one is the foul ball.

Jordan has one foul ball three nights in a row she really has a taste for dirty balls.

Foul ball by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025

No brainer

Any relationship where a partner won't give oral sex to the other they are called a no-brainer, therefore making it a no-brainer that you should not continue the relationship.

I like Kelly a lot but she one of those no brainers' and I can't stay with someone who doesn't give head.

No brainer by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025

Pitched a no-hitter 

When a guy is in a relationship with a girl and he doesn't hit her and due to his refrain the relationship doesn't work out.

Tim what's so crushed over breaking up with Kelly he just didn't understand what went wrong in their relationship, confiding in a friend he told him he loved her he never hit her. Tim's friend told him, ' that's the reason you guys never worked out, you pitched a no-hitter."

Pitched a no-hitter by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025