Shadowphantom 's definitions

end your whole career

when someone insults, or threatens you respond to them with this statement

Zack: you look a fucking shit flinging monkey...... Micheal: what did you just say I'm about to end your whole career

by Shadowphantom January 25, 2017

illegal pan up

when your jacking it to heterosexual porn, and it shows the girl getting fucked hard, then all of a sudden it shows the dude's face as he's slamming the female, usually while about to complete

Man I love (insert porn-star name here) videos, there so hot.... well they would be if it wasn't for the pan up at the end

Ohh (insert name ) is so fucking hot getting her pussy fucked, (illegal pan up happens ) No...no..nooooo I just cummed when the video illegally paned up

by Shadowphantom January 25, 2017

illegal pan down

much like illegal pan up, when you jack it to heterosexual porn, and the camera pans down while watching the sex, and the camera is way to close the dudes balls and grundel , usually ending with camera focused on the balls, as opposed to the hot ass girl getting fucked

Damn I like the way (insert name here) ass bounces when she gets fucked ... (illegal pan down) ugh gross now his balls are on the screen gross, damn you illegal pan down

by Shadowphantom January 25, 2017

nigga with a rocket launcher

when people, come out as a certain orientation, sexuality, etc, and a random ass nigga comes and says "I'm a nigga with a rocket launcher

Video about people coming out: I'm Gay, I'm Lesbian, I'm Bi, I'm Transgendered... (nigga dragging rocket launcher) I'm a nigga with a rocket launcher

by Shadowphantom January 18, 2017

Oak Tree

Its a pronoun that "people" totally, identify as. They get supper pissed, when you call everything but an oak tree, especially if you call them a redwood

Hey dude whats up, H... did you just call me dude, did YOU JUST CALL ME DUDE, I' a FUCKING OAK TREE, U WILL REFER TO ME AS AN OAKTREE ALRIGHT

by Shadowphantom September 6, 2016

genital jamboree

genital jamboree: word to describe the thrusting and the mixing of genitals while fucking, sometimes in a hot sweaty room while two dudes are fucking a hot girl or girls but there dicks are way to close together while thrusting the females

Those girls got fucked in the hottest genital jamboree.

Marissa, and Sarah wanted to fuck in a genital jamboree

by Shadowphantom August 31, 2016

Sluttin it

like the name says, your living like a slut, your in slut conditions

Mariah just sucked my brother's dick: that whore: I know like really # just sluttin it

Slut, ass, sex, Bitch, whore, slum, Pimp,

by Shadowphantom January 6, 2016