a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.
"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"
"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 27, 2011
When you are stood ballock naked with your hands on your hips and flinching your pinger by using your member muscle giving the effect of either being tugged by a string or simply just done by pure magic
"WOW!, holy shit man!.. do that again!."
what?.. flinch my pinger?
"YEH MAN!.. Do it again, that was cool as fuck (waves his hand over the pinger, a willy wave) theres not even any strings attatched.. how the fuck do you manage that one?"
... MAGIC MATE!! ;-)
"too fuckin rite its magic!!"
"WOW!, holy shit man!.. do that again!."
what?.. flinch my pinger?
"YEH MAN!.. Do it again, that was cool as fuck (waves his hand over the pinger, a willy wave) theres not even any strings attatched.. how the fuck do you manage that one?"
... MAGIC MATE!! ;-)
"too fuckin rite its magic!!"
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 18, 2011
when a guy tucks his pinger between his legs and GOES LIKE FUCK!!, pretending he is in a boat holding the rudder running round ballock naked making speedboat noises
"I feel like a break from the normal chug this evening, time to tuck this bursting bricker between these legs and motorboat my badself until the cows come home :-)"
"I feel like a break from the normal chug this evening, time to tuck this bursting bricker between these legs and motorboat my badself until the cows come home :-)"
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 30, 2011
the act of tonguing fuck out of someones arse crevice (unshaven) either before of after one has been for a ringpiece poo painted doup destroying brown number whilst using your stubbly chin to tickle ones bean, back and fourth like a man on a mission.. making you out to be some kind of mega mad mental mechanical man machine!!
guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"
girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"
guy - "AND!!!!"
girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"
guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"
girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"
guy - "AND!!!!"
girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 27, 2011
the white slimy goo that is oozed from the throbbing purple bellend flinching solid pulsating member (or prick stick) originating from the male clanger sack being spurted all over the area between the female cunt cave and anal cavity and being left to dry like glue..
"oh look hun!.. art attack is on tv!.. they`ve just erected a tower made from animal skin and pva glue... well lets try it ourselves shall we :-).. here`s one I erected earlier ;-) made of foreskin and gonad glue!"
"oh look hun!.. art attack is on tv!.. they`ve just erected a tower made from animal skin and pva glue... well lets try it ourselves shall we :-).. here`s one I erected earlier ;-) made of foreskin and gonad glue!"
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 28, 2011
the act of pushing your arm up someones or (your own) doup, reeming it so far up the jobby canal that your whole forearm becomes immersed in the fecal flume, caked in there (or your) very own bum mustard leaving you with what looks like sun tan from being out in the sun for too long wearing a t-shirt known as "tinky tan"
Aww for fuck sake!.. I was really wanting a tan today but look its pissin it down!.. RITE!, FUCK IT!. Here min, bend over... WHY?.. because am away to reem your poopchute to give masel fake bake.. why get baked when I can get CAKED!"
Aww for fuck sake!.. I was really wanting a tan today but look its pissin it down!.. RITE!, FUCK IT!. Here min, bend over... WHY?.. because am away to reem your poopchute to give masel fake bake.. why get baked when I can get CAKED!"
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 01, 2011
1. The act of grabbing your bursting bricker as if u were holding a spade and then digging out a hole.. use your imagination if you can :-)
"hi ho, hi ho its off to work I go.. with a hole thats made for my mega man spade.. Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho"
2. When someone tries to get to you by means of a cheap dig, by sayin something which is a blatant verbal stab in your direction but done in such a way where its not too obvious as to get them a bang in the face, usually the actions of someone uncomfortable in there own skin and the bringing down of others is a way of making themselves feel good about themselves aka a "mental bully".. not a physical bully, due to them being well.. a pussy, giving you a "pussy dig"
"what was that mate?.. oh right I understand.. you`re a total fuckin pussy and not man enough to say things face to face.. its cool, just you keep pussy diggin ya sap"
"hi ho, hi ho its off to work I go.. with a hole thats made for my mega man spade.. Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho"
2. When someone tries to get to you by means of a cheap dig, by sayin something which is a blatant verbal stab in your direction but done in such a way where its not too obvious as to get them a bang in the face, usually the actions of someone uncomfortable in there own skin and the bringing down of others is a way of making themselves feel good about themselves aka a "mental bully".. not a physical bully, due to them being well.. a pussy, giving you a "pussy dig"
"what was that mate?.. oh right I understand.. you`re a total fuckin pussy and not man enough to say things face to face.. its cool, just you keep pussy diggin ya sap"
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 16, 2011