Definitions by Shade tree

Laquisha 

Stereotypical name for an entitled black female. The equivalent of a Karen.

Laquisha was holding up the line because she wanted her food for free.

Laquisha by Shade tree July 2, 2020

herd management 

When a person is trying to keep a large number of lovers or potential lovers in contact. Oftentimes by making a quick text throughout the day possibly a generic text that can be copied and pasted to multiple people. The person usually overreaches their span of control and becomes overwhelmed. In the animal kingdom this would be similar to a buck trying to control a large number of doe hence “herd management “

Every morning I get up I gotta do herd management by sending out a text to my girls.

herd management by Shade tree May 23, 2019

starbucks grind 

Having sex in the Starbucks bathroom

Cathy and I had a Starbucks grind

starbucks grind by Shade tree November 18, 2016

Surrena 

SSgt David Surrena is often pictured as a cold, stern soldier, with balding, bad eyes, scabies, hump back hump back “I”, foot failure, kanklitus, bionic knee (12.50 cent man), and butt hurt that is a proud democrat.

Damn- look at that old surrena that is really 26 years old.

Surrena by Shade tree November 14, 2003