Definitions by Sgt. SkullFucker

Chicked

To be outperformed by a female in a sporting or athletic context.

"Dude I got chicked in my 5k on sunday, I'm so embarrassed"

Chicked by Sgt. SkullFucker October 17, 2022

Girlfriend 

Penis depository

My girlfriend is the best penis depository

Girlfriend by Sgt. SkullFucker May 28, 2015

defenestration 

The act of throwing someone out of a window

Guy 1: Dude my girl friend is being a huge bitch.
Guy 2: You could always commit some defenestration on her bitchy ass.
Guy 1: Good point
Later that day in hosptial
Doctor: you girlfriend has 18 broken vertebrea, she is lucky to be alive
*Guy 1 Defenestrates doctor to solve that problem*

defenestration by Sgt. SkullFucker May 28, 2015