Definitions by Sgt. Salt

Wall Street sandwich 

When the person at the counter hands back a credit card in between the two receipts.

All you have to do to make a Wall Street sandwich is take the sale receipt from the register, put the credit card on top of it and put the credit receipt on top of the card.

I'll bet Martha Stewart can't make a Wall Street sandwich.

Wall Street sandwich by Sgt. Salt February 26, 2011

Birkencroc 

A combination of Crocs and Birkenstocks. The most unattractive yet deceptively comfortable footwear imaginable.

These Birkencrocs sure make running from the Fashion Mafia a hell of a lot more comfortable!

Birkencroc by Sgt. Salt February 26, 2011

social butter 

Another name for sexual lubricant.

Can you please pass me the social butter so that I can engage in sexual intercourse with my significant other/random hook up?

social butter by Sgt. Salt April 18, 2010

bedding the rules 

When you sleep with a figure of authority in order to move higher up whatever ladder you are on.

Sandra knew her fake boobs and blonde hair could only get her so far. If she was ever going to win this beauty pageant she would have to start bedding the rules.

Did you hear about that intern Monica? apparently she's started bedding the rules.

bedding the rules by Sgt. Salt October 4, 2009

GaGasm 

The rush you feel from witnessing and/or experiencing something of or by Lady GaGa.

Oh my god Ralph, have you heard Lady GaGa's new single? It totally gave me a GaGasm.

These threads are GaGasmic

GaGasm by Sgt. Salt September 6, 2009