Sexydimma 's definitions

lava explosion

a) (for men) : a more sperm-abundant than usual ejaculation
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting

when you open happiness, and i mean real happiness, you can be sure a lava explosion will follow.

by Sexydimma February 12, 2014

red roider

a term used to define men who tan too much (however one is to define the term too much) and who take steroids in order to enhance their performance when they hit the gym.

Two high school girls in conversation:

Amy: so Diana, godess of male-magnetism, how was your first workout at that new gym of yours?

Diana: First off, lol thanks for the compliment concerning goddess of male magnetism. And at the gym , I met this tanned-complexion guy, Andy I think his name was.

Amy: lol, don't judge a book by its cover, as they say, he may be a red roider.

Diana: Oh.

by Sexydimma January 15, 2012

silly-having

said of small children who are engaged in a non-dangerous activity (and are not misbehaving morally or otherwise) that is considered silly by adults.

a boy comes home, takes his pet hamster out out of its cage, and brings him out into the backyard, and puts said hamster on the grass in the yard. the hampster starts running away.

The boy's mother starts yelling : Peter you silly-having troglodithe, bring Jerkins ( the hamster) back in immediately. I need to feed him. Besides, looking for your lost pet hamster in the dead of night is a silly activity.

Peter: okay, hang on mom, let me go find Jerkins.

by Sexydimma September 5, 2012

Borderologist

a specific type of sociologist that looks at the root causes of human migration, especially across the us Mexico border.

Boy 1) Kamala Harris is a borderologist

Boy 2) you're nuts. She running for president.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2024

dukhobor

(Not to be confused with the Russian Orthodox religious sect on the Canadian Prairies and actually meaning spirit fighter in Russian)

this term defines:

a person suffering an internal spiritual struggle, debating conversion from one monotheistic faith to another.

boy 1) my parents are devout Anglicans, and involved with their church and everything, but for some reason I don't find Anglicanism as meaningful to my existence. Should I become a Muslim, or a Roman Catholic, or a Jew?

boy 2) this is completely up to you William.

William : Since it takes me a long time to make up my mind when it comes to anything anyways, on this issue I guess I'll define myself a dukhobor then.

by Sexydimma December 28, 2012

seed shooter

another word for a guys penis

a girl probably doesn\t want to see your seed shooter, even in an impersonal cl ad

by Sexydimma December 11, 2016

s.c.r.e.a.m intellectual

"Intellectuals" from certain social categories and vocations that don't deserve any political opinion or outsized political clout as individuals.

the s.c.r.e.a.m intellectual would be from the following categories or vocations: s (sports), c

( celebrity), r (revolutionary), e (entertainment and art), a ("academia", specifically social science), m ( media).

A s.c.r.e.a.m intellectual like Travis Kelce or Taylor Swift or Oprah or Robert Deniro have too much political clout 🤔 in the modern world.

by Sexydimma December 15, 2024