If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's day, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen
by Sexydimma August 13, 2016
drunk like behavior displayed by non-drunk people who are so overjoyed about whatever it is they temporarily can't control themselves, and therefore can't behave according to socially prescribed norms.
the only time people are probably allowed to be joy drunk is either right after the birth of their child or when the heir to a royal family is born.
by Sexydimma May 02, 2015
otherwise known as a drunk mall Santa 🎅. The term was popularized by Jimmy Failla and Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!
Even a mall Santa sometimes has the right to get wasted at work and become a DUI Santa. Don't drink and drive and certainly don't drink and misbehave, kids.
by Sexydimma January 17, 2022
(Taken from the balance of nature commercial): the natural life force energy that let's you be a more creative and happy member of society even after theoretical retirement
Being something like being a creative painter or gardener after age 65 that takes a lot of va-va voom.
by Sexydimma November 09, 2022
When Trump was re-elected in 2024, proving that lawfare didn't pan out, the liberals continue to double down on their stupidity...they accidentally discovered doge derangement syndrome as a new mental health disorder....
by Sexydimma February 14, 2025
Foxnewvaganza is pretty self explanatory right? Compared to the post anderson cooper\Kathy Griffin CNN NYE celebrations, fox news will host a foxnewvaganza
by Sexydimma December 31, 2021
a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name
b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma December 21, 2013