Christian Grey

( based on the novel trilogy by E.L. James):

(very offensive): a very sexually deviant individual such as doctor Hannibal Lecter, or Lavrentiy Pavlovitch Beria.

any Christian Grey you happen to know should be given a psyche eval right away.

by Sexydimma May 09, 2015

A devil's bargain

A situation in which one must choose between the devil and the deep blue sea.

Why did you force me into a devil's bargain?

by Sexydimma July 01, 2022

Nina Jankowicz

Vacuous female specimen that will soon run something called the disinformation governance board

Nina Jankowicz is ill equipped to do her job but she can sing, Mary Poppins style, about disinformation

by Sexydimma April 30, 2022

microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.

lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea

by Sexydimma October 05, 2020

Technology detox

When a person mysteriously (excluding them being dead or becoming the Little Prince, or other issues related to mental health) 🤔 ends- or suspends to near absolute zero-their soc-med presence.

I need a technology detox, now. A permanent one lasting more than 5-6 hours. Haha.

by Sexydimma October 28, 2023

gáy

( Not to be confused with gay): adj: age and or gender inappropriate, regardless of the person's actual orientation

Boy: Melinda, why are you playing with Lego, I thought only men do that.

Melinda: I just want to be an architect.

Boy: eww, that so gáy.

Melinda: do you have a problem with me being an architect? Are you misogynistic?

by Sexydimma May 27, 2017

San Francisco mud

The liquid human feces found on the streets of San Francisco.

Is this San Francisco mud on your shoes or what?

by Sexydimma January 21, 2023