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by Sexydimma January 1, 2022
Get the Taxable incomemug. boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.
by Sexydimma April 9, 2013
Get the putting words in the horse's mouthmug. by Sexydimma July 10, 2021
Get the pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the firemug. an acronym for "lover and mistress marriage", this term is used to define:
a): a specific type of marriage (not to be confused with an open relationship, where cheating is, mostly, mutually consentual and often the couples involved are in common-law or civil marriages) where the partners are, legally speaking, fully married, and are neither legally separated nor divorced, and still cheat on each other. Since this is not an open relationship, it can only happen when one or both partners are ignorant of the fact that they are, or may be, cheating on each other.
If neither of the partners involved are ignorant of the cheating, they should not be deemed to be an open relationship, but should be seen to be as mutually adultrous and in a lamm but choosing to do nothing about it, which is absolutely their right, since the legal should not get involved until someone decides to file charges.
b): a neutral or pejorative term, depending on the context, for a movie, book, newspaper article or tv show where the plot revolves around a couple in a lamm marriage.
An epitomy of such a scenario would be the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
a): a specific type of marriage (not to be confused with an open relationship, where cheating is, mostly, mutually consentual and often the couples involved are in common-law or civil marriages) where the partners are, legally speaking, fully married, and are neither legally separated nor divorced, and still cheat on each other. Since this is not an open relationship, it can only happen when one or both partners are ignorant of the fact that they are, or may be, cheating on each other.
If neither of the partners involved are ignorant of the cheating, they should not be deemed to be an open relationship, but should be seen to be as mutually adultrous and in a lamm but choosing to do nothing about it, which is absolutely their right, since the legal should not get involved until someone decides to file charges.
b): a neutral or pejorative term, depending on the context, for a movie, book, newspaper article or tv show where the plot revolves around a couple in a lamm marriage.
An epitomy of such a scenario would be the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
two people are in conversation
person a): did you see the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?
person b): yup I did, I thought it was a lamm, that's what I found so funny about it.
person a): lol, I even heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in a lamm in real life as well.
person b): wtf? did you just say that? I find it hard to believe. Tone it down, you are really living underwater.
person a): did you see the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?
person b): yup I did, I thought it was a lamm, that's what I found so funny about it.
person a): lol, I even heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in a lamm in real life as well.
person b): wtf? did you just say that? I find it hard to believe. Tone it down, you are really living underwater.
by Sexydimma February 29, 2012
Get the lammmug. by Sexydimma August 6, 2022
Get the Overton windowmug. a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.
father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
Get the better paying jobmug. if you have no manual dexterity problems, stop telling me your limo is triple parked; all you have to do to is stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
by Sexydimma June 15, 2014
Get the turkey fingersmug.