(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 18, 2014
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hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship
two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao
by Sexydimma February 29, 2012
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Tommy-pick a bastard

( the Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Thompson submachine gun): to kill a police officer or g-man using , as the name suggests, a Tommy gun.
If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well become a brave patriot and die a death worthy of John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson
by Sexydimma June 01, 2016
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dhimma

(from Muslim Spain, 711-1502) a special tax all non-Muslims, i.e Jews, Catholics, and Moranos, living in Spain had to pay in order to obtain political/religious toleration.
Today, Jews living outside Israel pay their civilian taxes instead of the dhimma; therefore people like Bernard Madoff are supposed to be ashamed of themselves.
by Sexydimma May 23, 2013
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Herd the cats

Taking charge of a project in such a way that

a) all the participants of the project know their exact roles very well and are ready to hit the ground running when the project gets off the ground and underway

b) the project is completed quickly, efficiently and effectively.
Nancy Pelosi was amazing at playing herd the cats when it came to passing legislation favorable to her.
by Sexydimma January 04, 2023
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Faucïte

( pronounced fauci+ ite suffix, another term for a Fauci groupie.
Nicolle Wallace is a self admitted faucïte.
by Sexydimma January 02, 2022
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to pour cement

(followed by on, and then the name of the person, посадить и закопать in Russian): to put someone in jail for life for a non-violent (but NOT victimless) crime like massive-scope corruption, and then kill them, or order their killing, in jail, under suspicious circumstances
to pour cement on someone, as a method, was formerly used by the KGB
by Sexydimma May 25, 2016
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