to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

President Barack Obama needs to be struck by lightning when it comes to US Foreign Policy

by Sexydimma July 12, 2015

doemetery

a cemetery reserved specifically for the johns and janes doe of your locality

have you been to the local doemetery recently?

by Sexydimma November 14, 2019

dairy queen

a) an ice cream parlor in North America

b) a coolidiculous, non-misogynistic term for a lesbian female

most females who define themselves as a dairy queen in public are probably sarcastic about and are more like bisexual or bi-curious in private.

by Sexydimma October 01, 2014

popped collar

a blue collar middle class worker convicted of a white collar crime

if you want to know what a popped collar is, go talk to Bernie Madoff

by Sexydimma March 17, 2015

pre squad

the entire history of the us house of representatives before the 2018 us midterms

when you are sick and tired of the new normal when it comes to the new mischigas of the the us house of representatives, think pre squad in order to return to the 'old' normal

by Sexydimma March 11, 2021

follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, actually figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking any project of scale.

If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021

Porch pirate

A person who, ( self explanatory hint), steals your Amazon deliveries right of your front porch.

The term porch pirate may have been invented by Adam Carolla. Why become a porch pirate when you can just loot a California train?

by Sexydimma January 14, 2022