parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.

the son: so now what? we repaint the door?

father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion

by Sexydimma May 30, 2015

clean berry

British/Scottish term, a noun, for a female who doesn't have any other drug or alcohol problems

I personally don't see anything with a woman being a clean berry. A clean berry is still a woman, and can intelligently spend the extra money to put food on her family's table, no?

by Sexydimma December 31, 2016

women points

(not to be confused with man points):

N.B.: This concept may have come from John Gray's Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus.

'points' that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.

(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).

husband: Lily, dinner is ready

Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points... for a total, of let's see (starts counting)...25 this week.

husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma April 16, 2014

not suitable for whites

(Also abbreviated n.s.f.w): means exactly what it's supposed to mean, ie practices from non white cultures that are unfit for cultural consumption by white people.

Even if Eminem is white some of his music sounds like black rap so it may be not suitable for whites.

by Sexydimma April 08, 2025

like it or lump it

another way of telling someone " (...) whether you like it or not (...)".

like it or lump it, the Italian Mafia should, IMHO replace, in Quebec, the spiel of the conscruption industry

by Sexydimma September 12, 2014

L.E.M

Liberal Education Morons, a new term for social science and other non-stem professors at US and western colleges and universities.

If you're a good girl Don't marry a l.e.m, marry a stem guy instead

by Sexydimma April 17, 2021