wild tangent

a meaningless, useless, retargerous detour from one's immediate goal or purpose

considering all the possible negative accompanying unattended cannonballs, please refrain from going on a wild tangent when you have a specific goal in mind that you want to achieve

by Sexydimma October 12, 2016

snowy

(noun, plural snowies): a new British term for a person who consumes snow, i.e crack cocaine

if you do not want to be known to The Unforgivables , do not become a snowy. Even better, if you want to get off heroin too, make it your New Year's fitness plan to ask your doctor for methadone

by Sexydimma December 27, 2016

p.h.c

(Psychological human contact): (when you work alone all day at the back of the warehouse), the only other employee who comes to see you and talk to you.

When I worked at my previous job, I actually had a personal p.h.c by the name of Matt.

by Sexydimma April 25, 2017

methylphenidate

the non vox populii name for Ritalin

teacher: does anyone know what the common name for methylphenidate is?

student: i think it's Ritalin

by Sexydimma December 28, 2013

Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.

man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.

by Sexydimma September 06, 2012

joint school operation

an piece of written homework that you do with a partner

a competent teacher will be able to tell the difference between a joint school operation and an individually plagiarized homework

by Sexydimma July 14, 2015

liberalism

the post-Bill Clinton mantra of the United States Democratic Party

Liberalism is supposed to be, imho, defined as morally bankrupt, socio-culturally perverted, historically inaccurate, genetically unpatriotic, psychologically manipulative, medically unfit, educationally failed, mentally hypocritical, professionally dysfunctional, religiously sinful, pathologically conniving, financially insolvent, legally criminal and, above all else, sexually amoral

by Sexydimma December 27, 2017