board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 12, 2016
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cannon fodder

a semi-offensive term for an NHL player traded to another club less than 48 hours prior to the March 1 NHL Trade Deadline.
If you want to make a smooth transition to your new club, please ask your old team not to make you cannon fodder
by Sexydimma February 24, 2015
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A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope
Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.
by Sexydimma February 03, 2015
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politically incorrect

adjectives:

a) the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.

b) what the modern medioacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media and through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you kiss Don Corleone's ring or die

(nouns)

c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak to people who are politically correct, used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking.
politically incorrect individuals, are politically conscious simply because they a) understand the essence of, Rene Descarte's Latin phrase cogito ergo sum and b) they are not afraid to be a white crow
by Sexydimma December 11, 2013
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on Facebook, a trusted friend you ask (as a favor to you) to say hello- or send any other messages- on your behalf to another Facebook user who either deleted their account or doesn't want to talk to you on Facebook.
My friend Steven actually invented the phrase Facebook communication vessel when I asked him to say hello on my behalf to another common friend of ours who didn't want to talk to me and Steven refused.
by Sexydimma October 02, 2013
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Hit-and-run journalism

Reporting on a seemingly important story, then when the story turns out to be a dud, not issue any apology and simply move on.
The Jussie Smollett case was perfect hit-and-run journalism
by Sexydimma September 18, 2022
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napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person
my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.
by Sexydimma February 23, 2015
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