go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive depending on the situation) of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet. Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma April 28, 2013

popped collar

a blue collar middle class worker convicted of a white collar crime

if you want to know what a popped collar is, go talk to Bernie Madoff

by Sexydimma March 17, 2015

doemetery

a cemetery reserved specifically for the johns and janes doe of your locality

have you been to the local doemetery recently?

by Sexydimma November 14, 2019

to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

President Barack Obama needs to be struck by lightning when it comes to US Foreign Policy

by Sexydimma July 12, 2015

dairy queen

a) an ice cream parlor in North America

b) a coolidiculous, non-misogynistic term for a lesbian female

most females who define themselves as a dairy queen in public are probably sarcastic about and are more like bisexual or bi-curious in private.

by Sexydimma October 01, 2014

Kosherology

The act of being kosher, a guide to being kosher

Is toilet paper kosher? Let's ask the kosherology department or Gary who works with me and invented the term.

by Sexydimma May 14, 2023

bird

British slang term for girlfriend

who is this new bird of yours?

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021