Sexydimma 's definitions
by Sexydimma April 19, 2015
Get the oily koalamug. a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
by Sexydimma January 15, 2013
Get the attach balloons tomug. From a to z
If you want to be a competent patriot or nationalist, you should start by learning your country's history from Caesar to Brexit
by Sexydimma September 30, 2016
Get the from Caesar to Brexitmug. (offensive because it is related to the concept of miscegenation): impregnation by a bbc, when a white prostitute is impregnated after shes had sex with a bbc
by Sexydimma September 24, 2016
Get the blackpregnationmug. used as a verb, this term is used to define:
the act, for a mature woman (usually 35-50 years old), of deflowering a cub (a young man, usually between the ages of 18 and 25)
the act, for a mature woman (usually 35-50 years old), of deflowering a cub (a young man, usually between the ages of 18 and 25)
two teenage boys in conversation:
boy a) can your mom decougar me?
boy b) nope, sorry, shes not into cubs. ask your girlfriend to help you, shes virgin right, so you can then deflower each other.
boy a) um there's just one problem: my girlfriend is absolutely averse to being deflowered by someone who is themselves a virgin.
boy b) ask her mom then to decougar you first, and then deflower your girlfriend.
boy a) hey! that's an idea with merit.
boy a) can your mom decougar me?
boy b) nope, sorry, shes not into cubs. ask your girlfriend to help you, shes virgin right, so you can then deflower each other.
boy a) um there's just one problem: my girlfriend is absolutely averse to being deflowered by someone who is themselves a virgin.
boy b) ask her mom then to decougar you first, and then deflower your girlfriend.
boy a) hey! that's an idea with merit.
by Sexydimma February 1, 2012
Get the decougarmug. (not to be confused with, but still pronounced atavism): a spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork containing products.
Left untreated, afthavithm will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.
by Sexydimma May 2, 2014
Get the afthavithmmug. when you work a 9-5 (or 8-4) shift, come home by about 6 pm, only to take a shower and dose off to sleep until 8- 8:30 pm, before doing anything else; however, you are back in bed by 10-10:30 pm, because you have to get up early again the following morning and repeat the process.
the proletariat syndrome occurs most commonly in, as the name suggests, the working classes who don't work in offices, during the fall and winter months, usually September through late January, when the days are getting shorter. Also, the proletariat syndrome should never, under any circumstances, be confused with a real medical condition known as seasonal mood disorder
by Sexydimma January 22, 2015
Get the proletariat syndromemug.